Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

But who saw Vertigo when they were 8?

*tentatively raises hand*

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How much time has Splooners wasted yelling at a man who will never know he exists? Trump gets shit on by actually important people. If Trump did take the time to notice Spoony, he could easily chump him in seconds to an audience of millions. Unlike Spoony, Trump has always been able to handle his bantz. That's arguably why he won in the first fucking place. He was a nothing candidate until he started bantering during the primaries.

He tries so hard to get noticed by senpai. He is the Cuckson to Trump's Spoony. It's like poetry.

Nevermind that anyone who premeditates a crime will just use whatever is convenient and will have their weapon out in advance. Doesn't matter if it opens one or two hands.

"Shit, this thing requires both hands to open?! Better cancel my murder plans for good then!"

[cernex]

He tries so hard to get noticed by senpai. He is the Cuckson to Trump's Spoony. It's like poetry.

Oh God, it's a good thing that Trump will never answer. Can you imagine how much Spoony would actually celebrate and shit if he ever did? SJWs would think Spoony is actually worth a shit.

[MegaNigger]

He tries so hard to get noticed by senpai. He is the Cuckson to Trump's Spoony. It's like poetry.

Oh God, it's a good thing that Trump will never answer. Can you imagine how much Spoony would actually celebrate and shit if he ever did? SJWs would think Spoony is actually worth a shit.

If anything with the tide turning on SJW rhetoric here in burgerland, it would just cause them to be taken less seriously if Trump acknowledged him.

They would latch onto Spoony, call it a "win" cause "Trump broke see guyz?!" Then everyone else would laugh harder and vote him in a second time just to troll these fuckers.

Meme magic of the Kekronomicon at its finest!

[Auli]

https://twitter.com/JacksonJinson/statu ... 4932215813

Kekistan, nation of me. No surprises here for guessing JacksonJinson is a big time SJW and he hates guns. I guess karate isn't dangerous, but guns totally are. Fucking Cucknadians. You aren't even a disarmed populace, yet you desperately want to become one.

People (including terrorists) get knives, they tend to use knives. On others. On themselves. On those they didn't intend to because accidents happen. Fuck knives, really

I kinda wanna tweet that to him.

Also

Oh.. wow... Cuckson the karat-eh master!

I also see the only one liking his tweets are Emil.

I would love it if he's near a terrorist attack sometime and he tries to be the hero. And just get beheaded or something.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What's the relationship between Cuckson and Emir, anyways? Are they bros? Is one of them the senpai? Or are they both fighting over Boss' heart?

[cuckson jinson]

What's the relationship between Cuckson and Emir, anyways? Are they bros? Is one of them the senpai? Or are they both fighting over Boss' heart?

i think emir is trying to get to boss using cuckson as a stepping stone., sometimes i wonder if emir isnt chillock trying to finally get his spoony skin suit

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So it's another "Spoony/Cuckson please notice me senpai" situation? How deep will this rabbit hole go?!

And I bet if Cuckson were to make sockpuppets, they would be a whole brigade, spamming the shit out of Spoony's twitter with "encouraging" tweets.

[MegaNigger]

So it's another "Spoony/Cuckson please notice me senpai" situation? How deep will this rabbit hole go?!

And I bet if Cuckson were to make sockpuppets, they would be a whole brigade, spamming the shit out of Spoony's twitter with "encouraging" tweets.

I theorize Emir is a Cuckson sock puppet

[Fuckstick]

Emir must be Spoony himself