April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
It's so cute the way they flirt. SQUUUEEE!

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
They'd be happier if they drank eachothers piss.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Any non-light beer, including Foster's, is better than Bud Light.
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Busch beer is the king of hillbilly drinks. I used to sell it all the time when I worked at a drive in store.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
If she's spending more time with her father maybe he'll convince her to leave ol' Noodle Arms for something with more ambition than a pile of pig crap.
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I bet they're secretly dating

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
It would be impossible for her to get a better deal in the long run. Id she lands a "normal " dude as new boyfriend....how long would it take for HIM to see that shes fucked in the head? I would follow my GF on twitter. And as a normal guy the alarm in my head wozld light up if i saw this kind of posts.Guest wrote: ↑Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:22 amIf she's spending more time with her father maybe he'll convince her to leave ol' Noodle Arms for something with more ambition than a pile of pig crap.
Most likley she could keep a boyfriend that is equal damaged like her......but this kind of male would be more dangerous than spoon. And they often don' t have a spacious house and some kind of income. She is with sploony because a normal working joe would roll with her shit. And she is near 40. Most females at this age are over their wild phase.
That is the problem of most ultra danger hair, muuu feminism woman now. They cry because they cant get a guy that gives hem time to bitch about PATRIACRY and pay their billth. Most dudes in working dirty jobs like that kind of chick
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"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She would have a new boyfriend up until he read her Twitter.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
You are probably right, but her leaving Spoony would spice up things in Internet Nobody Land and parents tend to have over-inflated views of their children. If he starts pushing for her to "go find a winner" she might cave.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Her dad knows she is a lost cause. So you let her do what she want cause you know you will never get grandchildren. My girl is 18 and i know the beginning if that feeling myself. Thank god my girl took the turn by now
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"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
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"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
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