April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Rushy]

He an intellectual furry. Others put on fursuits, he makes Gnoll characters in D&D.

D&D is barely a thing in Estonia, so I've never familiarised myself with it beyond some comic strip parodies. All I know is it's roleplaying and for some reason, there's a billion rules for every single little action that you do. Doesn't sound that appealing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Depends on what exactly you're playing. But it generally tends to be HeroQuest with more autism and people whining about sequels/reboots.

[pibbs]

I'm basically on no-carb diet for a month (for a recreational/experimental reason, not fat loss, I'm not fat) and this thread make me wanna eat sugary stuff. I'll eventually go back to normal carb based diet in few diet but fuck, sugar is helluva drug.

I tried that. It made me feel like garbage. No energy, couldn't think. It was terrible.

These days i eat as much fruits and veggies as I want and enjoy small amounts of my favorite junk food.

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

Here's a question to think about of April.

Do you think she she has a shaved/waxed, trimmed or rainforest bush

[Le Redditeur]

Waxed, so she looks like her creepy dools for when Iron Bull finally rapes her the way she wants.

[AdorableOtter]

I'm basically on no-carb diet for a month (for a recreational/experimental reason, not fat loss, I'm not fat) and this thread make me wanna eat sugary stuff. I'll eventually go back to normal carb based diet in few diet but fuck, sugar is helluva drug.

I tried that. It made me feel like garbage. No energy, couldn't think. It was terrible.

You were most likely undereating fat. Exactly the same thing happened to me when I tried for the first times. It often happens because (basically) no carb diet make you less hungry even if you are not taking enough calorie (this is why fat fucks jumps on this diet).
Also it takes 1~2 months until our bodies start utilizing fat effectively. I solved that issue with homemade mayonnaise.
Proper keto diet should makes you energetic/aggressive, and potentially increases testosterone. No one knows the long term effect though.

These days i eat as much fruits and veggies as I want and enjoy small amounts of my favorite junk food.

I think that's one of the best diet actually. People like Okinawans (Japanese tropical islanders) eat a lot of unprocessed carb (rice, veggies, fruits, etc) and live until their 90s.
Carb/Sugar is demonized by some trend chasers lately but I personally think excess sugar, funky food additives, shitty oils, etc are the real problem.

Here's a question to think about of April.

Do you think she she has a shaved/waxed, trimmed or rainforest bush

[mad bum]

Here's a question to think about of April.

Do you think she she has a shaved/waxed, trimmed or rainforest bush

[Angelfire Memes]

April couldn't even break that tree branch, so no, she doesn't tend to bushes or anything in the garden. I'm assuming this is what you're referring to as the alternative is absolute degeneracy that I won't even entertain.

[Guest]

D&D is barely a thing in Estonia, so I've never familiarised myself with it beyond some comic strip parodies. All I know is it's roleplaying and for some reason, there's a billion rules for every single little action that you do. Doesn't sound that appealing.

That would be the parody, yes. 4th edition notwithstanding. That was when they tried to make it World of Warcraft and failed. It's since been abandoned, hard.

You have number that says how good you are at a thing. Roll a die, add number. Is final number bigger than someone else's or a chart of example difficulties?

Yes? Good. Thing got did. Move on with life.

Virtually all character options do something to a handful of final numbers that you actually use. Find a group savvy enough to work them out beforehand and actually keep them handy, and you're officially doing well.

Most of the joke comes from most players doing the math from scratch every turn and the rest of the table wanting to shout "Add 8. It's been an 8 the last twenty times, it'll be 8 the next fifty." That or blank stares as someone's forgotten, for the fifth time that night, how to roll something and you have to remind him that the handful of skills are listed alphabetically on his sheet and that he should look at the number listed right beside it. And yes, roll that die you rolled every time you did anything for the last year. There you go.

Magic and optimization builds are hyper-specific, but about 80% of players never bother and they aren't much missed.

[MegaNigger]

God help you if you're playing 2nd Edition with its fucking THACO.

Try explaining that to a normie. AC makes way more sense by comparison.