Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

http://i.imgur.com/iR6R8KO.png

Cuckson is getting desperate, more so than usual.

[mad bum]

http://i.imgur.com/n6OFY9W.png

Noah lying again

[mad bum]

http://i.imgur.com/odr00Tm.png

This was all in one day btw, the ride never ends

[Guest]

James "I'll suck yo'dick" Hill is going through some withdrawals nigga.

[oldbones]

Running way beyond late? Offlining? Shouldn't april be the one whipping his ass into gear and not some lonely desperate fanboy on the internet? I mean she is directly impacted by Spoonys epic laziness. He could have been making almost $60K a year doing those dumb videos but he threw it away to become a twitter power user. She doesn't seem to care much. Maybe they are drunk or high all the time. Thats the only thing that could explain why they both didn't freak out the minute his patreon started dropping a lot. He's the only person I've ever seen that could lose $40k a year in revenue for doing relatively little and not fight tooth and nail to get it back.

[Rapeculture]

God, how shitty it must be, to be someone in love with a dead person.

I'm talking about James Hill, of course, not April.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How long till he enters the next phase of stalkerdom by just gifting him games without asking first, being sure that his noble, selfless deed will surely warm the Spoonster's heart.

Also "See you on the other side" sounds like a threat.

[Auli]

If he's not even taking free shit anymore to play/make content, he's never ever coming back.

[Livy]

Spoony had to focus on finding youtube videos to watch while drinking shitty mixed drinks. Cuckson is like a shitty boss who keeps checking up on a fuckup at work and buying every excuse the guy gives.

Running way beyond late? Offlining? Shouldn't april be the one whipping his ass into gear and not some lonely desperate fanboy on the internet? I mean she is directly impacted by Spoonys epic laziness.

When April isn't folding t-shirts at the mall, she is only playing with creepy dolls and fetish skyrim mods. She only made up excuses for him when he vanished for like a month.

[wildmage]

She works at a mall with teenagers. That's a no brainer for where she can score dime bags.
I know this is a crappy movie but just picture April in this position:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pikAt8prREE