April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sat Jul 28, 2018 5:41 pm

pibbs wrote:
Sat Jul 28, 2018 4:57 pm
Taking a cue from PushingupNoses, rApril brags about eating children's cereal.
So she's not shopping for a new provider, while her last years of maybe being able to snag some beta quickly trickle away. She instead chooses to stuff her face with sweets and bloat up even more, she and spoony truly are a perfect match.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:49 pm

This bitch needs to go on a vacation.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Gunner445 » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:50 pm

Also feel free to jerkoff to that desktop as she does.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:00 pm

I imagine she tried to socialize with her teen coworkers at the clothing store by bringing up Skyrim. And they looked at her a little confused then said, "Oh yeah. I think my dad played that game." Then they made fun of her in the break room.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:10 pm

She and Spoony are both completely detached from reality.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:37 pm

Cullen? Is that a Twilight character? Her development arrested back in 2006
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:42 pm

pibbs wrote:
Sat Jul 28, 2018 4:57 pm
Taking a cue from PushingupNoses, rApril brags about eating children's cereal.
Real talk: The only sweet cereal that's any good is Cookie Crisp.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:49 pm

Cereal Master Race
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jul 29, 2018 12:42 am

Those are Nestlé branded here as well. Just looked it up and they and General Mills have a joint venture going on. Nobody in Germany ever heard of General Mills.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:53 am

Cookie Crisp tastes like shit, you'd think cookie cereal would be awesome but it ends up tasting more like flour. Cinnamon toast crunch is pretty good though.
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