So she's not shopping for a new provider, while her last years of maybe being able to snag some beta quickly trickle away. She instead chooses to stuff her face with sweets and bloat up even more, she and spoony truly are a perfect match.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
This bitch needs to go on a vacation.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Also feel free to jerkoff to that desktop as she does.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I imagine she tried to socialize with her teen coworkers at the clothing store by bringing up Skyrim. And they looked at her a little confused then said, "Oh yeah. I think my dad played that game." Then they made fun of her in the break room.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She and Spoony are both completely detached from reality.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Cullen? Is that a Twilight character? Her development arrested back in 2006

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Real talk: The only sweet cereal that's any good is Cookie Crisp.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Those are Nestlé branded here as well. Just looked it up and they and General Mills have a joint venture going on. Nobody in Germany ever heard of General Mills.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Cookie Crisp tastes like shit, you'd think cookie cereal would be awesome but it ends up tasting more like flour. Cinnamon toast crunch is pretty good though.

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