Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 05, 2023 1:35 pm

If they're that embarassed about this major feature they might as well rip off Gal*Gun and add a button to immediately switch to a less cringy game.

EDIT: Oh, and BG3 does have character customization besides dicks. There's a slider for both freckles and vitiligo!
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Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Aug 05, 2023 2:41 pm

I don't want to watch that video but does a game really allow you to choose your cock size or is this hyperbole?
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Only 5 dicks?!
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 05, 2023 3:16 pm

No idea about cock sizes. You just select anything between Penis A to E (whatever their actual difference is).
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Post by Complicity » Sat Aug 05, 2023 3:23 pm

RAPEMAN wrote:
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I don't want to watch that video but does a game really allow you to choose your cock size or is this hyperbole?
5 options, even though the genitals aren't shown on the model.
The video also shows a gender slider (male, female non binary) that doesn't do anything at all because it's separated from the "body type" slider (1 and 2), less faces for men than wahmen (and not many anyway), sex scenes involving goblins licking toes and an orc buttfucking a troll (if that's what those things were).

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Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Aug 05, 2023 4:32 pm

New games suck. The gaming industry needs to die faster than pedowood.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 05, 2023 5:38 pm

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an orc buttfucking a troll (if that's what those things were).
Either way, they're obviously stand-ins for black people (along with the actual black people).

Though I have to wonder, if Larian are truly allies, why do they allow for such problematic RPG options? In this surprise lovemaking scene, the 3 Biowarian options presented to the player are:
  1. "Oh, I am terribly sorry to interrupt you... Ma'ams?"
  2. *akward silence*
  3. "DEUS VULT! LET'S GET THIS STONEWALL INN MASSACRE STARTED!!!"
See what I mean?
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 05, 2023 7:34 pm

>those faggots in the comments claiming mods will fix it
Yeah, purchase utter garbage made by people that loathe you. I'm sure modding will totally show them!
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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Mon Aug 07, 2023 12:12 am

Death is too good for them. Let 'em reap what they sow. The schadenfreude comes from when they inevitably bitch about things getting worse - said things of which they themselves were complacent about for years instead of rejecting it en masse. :D
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Aug 07, 2023 1:11 am

Larian gonna Larian. Everyone in the BG classic fanbase is saying the new game is nothing like Baldur's Gay 1 and 2. It's a reskin of Divinity OS2 with DnD 5e flavor, which is a bit like adding poisonous frogs to a mud stew.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Aug 07, 2023 8:39 am

At least that means you can stack pots and barrels on top of each other.
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