Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Liar Revealed]

A parsec is a distance, not a length of time. I think they tried to retcon it by saying that Han Solo was bragging about how he pulled it off using a dangerous shortcut.

Right. Somebody tried to explain it away in some book, but the real answer is that it's just a mistake. And I don't really care that much.

[drisko]

In one of the drafts it was supposed to be Han bullshitting what he thought were a pair of dumb hicks, but Obi-Wan was supposed to see straight through it. Not sure why they changed that, it makes sense for someone like Kenobi to know something like that but they decided to make it a real time measurement in the star wars universe.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

My take away after watching spoonys video is HOLY SHIT, he looks pregnant.
Dude got a nice beer baby bump going on.

[Liar Revealed]

How long was his vlog? I remember they were getting longer and longer when he used to do them until they were double and triple the running time of the movie they were reviewing.

[Tony Schiavone]

No it isn't.
Rey's character as written has been pretty much asexual. So you could theretically replace her with a guy and it wouldnt have mattered.

Now if you have all the same stuff happen in the movies, but it was a guy, would the fans still be complaining?
I think that's pretty much a yes. Which means its the character, not the female.

Look at how they ran off Jake Llyod into hiding off the face of the earth. Even in a better child actors hands, you think fans would embrace the character? No, young Annie was kind of a Marty. People by and large are always good at smelling BS.

Constantly having to justify your character and their actions mean they probably suck. Did people complain about WW? No.
Why? Much better writing. The supposed racists and misogynists were cheering the loudest.

A character can't fail because she was strong or weak. Nope, has to be XX chromosome. This ironically prevents them from real progress.

[MegaNigger]

Everyone he posts something about feminism just spam his rape "jokes".

[Guest]

Han Solo has the fastest ship in the galaxy? He was clearly trying to scam Luke and Obi Wan when he bragged about how fast it was. Spoony doesn't understand human interaction.

You'd think he'd be quite adept at deception though.

[Just Some Random Guy]

Han Solo has the fastest ship in the galaxy? He was clearly trying to scam Luke and Obi Wan when he bragged about how fast it was. Spoony doesn't understand human interaction.

You'd think he'd be quite adept at deception though.

In fairness, he was fairly desperate at the time to get the cash to pay off Jabba.

[Guest]

In fairness, he was fairly desperate at the time to get the cash to pay off Jabba.

Speaking of desperate for cash, I wonder if seeing his Patreon dip below $600 lit a fire under Spoony's ass. This strikes me as his usual end-of-month burst of activity.

[drisko]

It's been under $600 for a while now, I think the lack of money around Christmas time might have helped. But this doesn't seem to have done much, a month or so ago it had climbed back to $590 but now seems to be staying at $570.