DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Angelfire Memes]

I've been saying that forever. DSP pays for everything with credit cards and then calls it all his billth. So when he cries about needing money to pay billth he's talking about paying for everything - groceries, utilities, vidya games, toys, dining out, entertainment expenses, all of it. Just calling it all "billth" makes it more sympathetic.

This, basically. Phil's a liar and a conman, but he's the kind of liar who likes to have 1% truth in with 99% bullshit. So he'll say he needs to eat and that's a big chunk of his billth, which is true and fair. What he doesn't tell you is that he has to shop at local farmer's markets and eat out at fast food joints or Italian restaurants several times a week which no sane person would ever consider an actual legit bill, but he's still got that 1% grain of truth to that story which is "I need to eat dood!"

Also part of his "billth" are several streaming services like Netflix, WWE, PSView, Amazon Prime, etc etc. So he'll wrap all this up in his "billth" and say he needs it because he needs his down time and without them he'll end up in hospital (he has actually said this before).

[rabidtictac]

I've been saying that forever. DSP pays for everything with credit cards and then calls it all his billth. So when he cries about needing money to pay billth he's talking about paying for everything - groceries, utilities, vidya games, toys, dining out, entertainment expenses, all of it. Just calling it all "billth" makes it more sympathetic.

Basically, yeah. Anything he pays for a credit card comes back to him as a "bill." So he can claim his bank account is overdrawn and he pays billth 24/7, when really he's just paying credit card statements because he pays for everything with a card, like a complete retard. All of his overpriced bullshit like that Keurig and $100 trash can were probably purchased on a card. He charge cards it now and thinks about whether or not he has the money later.

But if he told his fans what they were actually paying for, a lot of them would probably get pissed off and stop donating as much. They like to imagine they're paying for his lights to stay on, a roof over his head and food to go in his fat gut. What they're really paying for are the years and years of statues, arcade sticks, rare games, stacks of blurays (he has so many fucking blurays), WWE supercard micropayments, Brazzers subscriptions and fun trips for Pandalee/Khet.

NOT counting his two internet services, he probably pays $100 a month just in streaming services like angelfire said. He pays for ps vue, netfucks, amazon prime and WWE. I think ps vue is fairly expensive. Netfucks and amazon prime together are around $20/month. No idea about WWE. That's NOT counting his two internet packages. That's JUST entertainment for one manchild.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Don't forget Brazzers.

[Le Redditeur]

Centralizing your billth on a single credit card isn't a bad idea - as long as you never let the credit card bill to get past its due date. Because if you do, you are in for a world of pain, Smokey.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Dood! The credit card bill has a minimum required payment! Why would I pay more than I have to? That's just wasting money and stoopid!

[Angelfire Memes]

He claimed to have paid his taxes on credit too. The tax meme will be back with a vengeance soon I think.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He gotta pay his bill and taxes, but all the bill- and tax-paying is just adding to his bill and taxes.

[Deckard]

He gotta pay his bill and taxes, but all the bill- and tax-paying is just adding to his bill and taxes.

In most cases like this there are two options to fix the situation: spend less and/or earn more. It's doubtful he can earn more than he currently does with his "job", and even if he cut back on buying stupid shit, it sounds like he's already accrued way too much debt. I'd say bankruptcy might be justified in this case, but unless he learns how to budget and spend responsibly, he'll end up right back where he is now.

[rabidtictac]

He claimed to have paid his taxes on credit too. The tax meme will be back with a vengeance soon I think.

He most likely did do that, too. Because it makes "sense" from the perspective of a retarded manchild who doesn't save and charges everything.

Think about it: How would he pay taxes at all, when he's supposed to pay lump sums every quarter? This guy doesn't save anything, ever. So where does that big lump sum come from? Either it comes directly from a paypig around the end of the month ("I really need TIPS GUIZ!"), or it comes from a credit card. He is incapable of thinking a week or two ahead. He gets that lump sum from twitch or youtube and it all gets spent on bullshit. Most likely he has all his shit set to autopay and then he buys stuff on top of that and charges fun stuff on cards, like his restaurant trips and shit. He's talked about going out to eat multiple times since Khet showed up and we know he was going out to eat all the fucking time after the panda left.

According to the pig, he's been rolling over his quarterly taxes. He did that for the last two quarters. Now another quarterly tax payment is coming up. If I'm understanding this right, he can roll it over again, but he damn well better have paid ALL OF IT by the end of this tax year.

If he doesn't, the feds are coming for that ass. And if he does pay it easily, that will put the lie to his story about being broke all the time.

[Some Sick Fuck]

DSP is incredibly stupid in real life though. I can believe he has a lot of credit card debts because he's a fucking idiot.

You don't have to be smart to be a good liar. Especially considering that most of his audience is easily dumber than him. I think in that perspective, the dumber you are, as long as the other person is at least equally dumb, it gets easier to lie.