Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

Let's see what's the latest on Sad Sack Spoony...



‪Noah Antwiler‬
‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 7h
Was playing D&D today, and I did something really, really stupid that's effectively wiped out the party. The players are being very kind in not blaming me for it, but it's hard to shake the feeling that I've pretty much ruined the campaign.

Dude, don't worry about it. They didn't like you before. They were your brother's friends
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Spoony's Brother: Guys, I know he's... weird, but do me a favor and let him sit in on a session? He's starting to stick to the furniture and skulks around the house at night. I'm hoping some socialization might help.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>Spoony
>playing D&D with others in Current Year

[Le Redditeur]

If he wasn't a completely shut-in loser sped, he'd know that accidental party-wipes are a celebrated tradition of tabletop RPG and cause for much laughter and friends fondly remembering it for years to come.

[Complicity]

I wonder if troon marine and the guy-who-previously-called-troon-marine-a-faggot were once again present.
And i'm sure Cuckson and Faggot_Andy weren't invited.

‪Noah Antwiler‬
‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 7h
Was playing D&D today, and I did something really, really stupid that's effectively wiped out the party. The players are being very kind in not blaming me for it, but it's hard to shake the feeling that I've pretty much ruined the campaign.

Harder than shaking the feeling that you never had a real job in your life, that you are a parasite, that you are pushing 50 still acting like a child completely unable to take care of himself?

[Kugelfisch]

I think he's just hallucinating.

[Osterzone]