Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

Let's see what's the latest on Sad Sack Spoony...



‪Noah Antwiler‬
‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 7h
Was playing D&D today, and I did something really, really stupid that's effectively wiped out the party. The players are being very kind in not blaming me for it, but it's hard to shake the feeling that I've pretty much ruined the campaign.

Dude, don't worry about it. They didn't like you before. They were your brother's friends
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Spoony's Brother: Guys, I know he's... weird, but do me a favor and let him sit in on a session? He's starting to stick to the furniture and skulks around the house at night. I'm hoping some socialization might help.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>Spoony
>playing D&D with others in Current Year

[Le Redditeur]

If he wasn't a completely shut-in loser sped, he'd know that accidental party-wipes are a celebrated tradition of tabletop RPG and cause for much laughter and friends fondly remembering it for years to come.

[Complicity]

I wonder if troon marine and the guy-who-previously-called-troon-marine-a-faggot were once again present.
And i'm sure Cuckson and Faggot_Andy weren't invited.

‪Noah Antwiler‬
‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 7h
Was playing D&D today, and I did something really, really stupid that's effectively wiped out the party. The players are being very kind in not blaming me for it, but it's hard to shake the feeling that I've pretty much ruined the campaign.

Harder than shaking the feeling that you never had a real job in your life, that you are a parasite, that you are pushing 50 still acting like a child completely unable to take care of himself?

[Kugelfisch]

I think he's just hallucinating.

[Osterzone]

[pibbs]

The autism is off the charts.


cait (and adonis)‬@cait.bsky.social‬· 1d
a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon


Linkara‬‪@linkara.bsky.social‬· 10h


‪Noah Antwiler‬ @thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 8h
I feel sadsad. All the time.

‪Linkara‬ ‪@linkara.bsky.social‬· 4h
Someday you can be raised to assoured.

[Kugelfisch]

You know those unpopular losers in school? Not the nerds, which were smart. But those ugly, stinky, unpopular, dumb, disgenic but not-quite-retards kids you knew even as a child yourself would never amount to anything?
This is them. This is what they think is funny. We should've never let them become INs.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

That’s not True. Spoony was the chosen one. Dramatica, Kiwi Farms, and even DHI. All had high hopes for him. but the world changed. and the parasites became too much to bare. and a wedge was successfully driven between him and his support network of peers.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

That’s not True. Spoony was the chosen one. Dramatica, Kiwi Farms, and even DHI. All had high hopes for him. but the world changed. and the parasites became too much to bare. and a wedge was successfully driven between him and his support network of peers.

Search your feelings. You know it be true. The loss of potential is the greatest tragedy of all in this tale