Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[casual pleb]

Not sure her logic on not putting her paypal out there. What are people going to do? Hate-donate?
Like bitching about food and going to the food bank every day, while she weighs 600 pounds is any less embarrassing than e-begging.

[Guest]

Not sure her logic on not putting her paypal out there. What are people going to do? Hate-donate?
Like bitching about food and going to the food bank every day, while she weighs 600 pounds is any less embarrassing than e-begging.

Over inflated ego and moral policing makes her think karmically people are just going to pour thousands to her like any of the stories that get huge donations based on hype, like the starbucks kid who made bank because he was following protocol and made a bitchy maskless Karen leave and SHE WAS MEAN TO HIM or her who made bank as well from the opposite side of the debate who felt like they'd lose this imaginary argument if there wasn't a counter simp fund for stupid shit. But since she WONT partake (until her massive amount of fans force her too with their incessant demanding lawl) she's the good guy again and the morally superior person, always relied on herself and always made it by through grit and determination, and public assistance.

But just add it to the delusional souffle here because there's no hype, shit does anyone aside from us, #sicknotweak, and Kiwi's pay attention how is it not recognized that no one cares? But I guess that level of delusion should be expected of someone who still has #Aspiringprowrestler in her bio but is over 12 years old and complains about not being able to walk and how the DEBILITATING PAINNNNNNNNN daily and doesn't see that A) It's entirely impractical and unfeasible at this point in her life B) Look at the other female wrestlers, no one wants to see Large Marge C) Already fucking damaged supposedly D) Takes no steps WHATSOEVER to improve or pursue it there's no excuse there Rachel do the fucking DDP Yoga and stretch daily and you can say "working towards it" cheese curls aren't the same as weight curls.

As someone who fucked up their body from different athletics and had to deal with the some of the shit she complains about I just have no sympathy, my whole side is fucked and I got fat when I suddenly became sedentary, you know what helped? Drugs, but not just drugs when sex became difficult I started actually rehabbing, I switched my diet to Keto dropped a ton and slowly started to acclimate back to carbs when I was in a comfortable range and it was the fucking best my grocery bill was like $100 a month of pure chicken and hot sauce and I was bored but never hungry, started taking small walks and eventually jogging each day, half the daily pain was from carrying extra weight that started to drop off and everything else simultaneously improved, could you imagine fucking that?

[Guest]

The mRNA booster is never going to kill Spoony because he'd never actually take the thing

Correct. He wanted to get it but couldn't figure out how.

Miles will take Spoony to get his shots, just like he will take Thaco to get his shots.

[veris leta facies]

"I've been working to reduce my drinking and I've only been drinking beer this week. Beer being something that @TheSpoonyOne also likes I believe. #thirsty"

[Guest]

"I've been working to reduce my drinking and I've only been drinking beer this week. Beer being something that @TheSpoonyOne also likes I believe. #thirsty"

No Spoonyone Inspired her to be Sober when she met him all those years ago. Though she never references a drinking problem and probably thinks having 4 smirnoffs and getting a sugar crash the next day of was the whole downward spiral into the abyss but she "didn't like herself" and through spoony she stopped (that's not a fucking joke either she credited him with her "sobriety)

[Guest]

She should try meth. I bet her arthritis would clear right up for a few hours and she might even clean her piss hovel.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

Not just meth, but heroin and cocaine. Not only are they great weight loss supplements, but heroin is a hell of a painkiller. Of course, coming down from that shit gives new meaning to #dopesicknotweak.

[veris leta facies]

If she's not drinking, where the fuck does all her money go to that she allegedly can't even afford to eat? Nobody's that poor in Canada unless they are addicts who waste all their gibs money to booze/drugs.

[Guest]

You think official WWE brand hoodies and Etsy necklaces come cheap?

[Guest]

If she's not drinking, where the fuck does all her money go to that she allegedly can't even afford to eat? Nobody's that poor in Canada unless they are addicts who waste all their gibs money to booze/drugs.

Because she doesn't know what actual hunger is and thinks not being able to suit her standards to feel satiated means starvation when it's really just a fucked brain looking to get high from the food response at the expense of the rest of the body as the cravings and just ability to eat grow and grow.

She's complained in the past "I've only had soup for days, my pantry is entirely empty, unless I eat more soup, I'm going to be hungry and see if my caseworker will loan me some grocery money" ...you're hungry? EAT THE FUCKING SOUP. I'm sure she only gets premade or fast food as well, probably thinking that her arthritis is the perfect excuse to not invest in the self care that is cooking for yourself.