Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

6) Do the Jewwario.

"Put the gun into your mouth..."

"Take the gun, and rack the slide. Come on, it's time to go, do the Jewwario!"

[RedLine]

[Complicity]

It's still funny that the fucker has them on his wishlist. Not even blinds will do. There could be traces of sunlight getting in and we can't have that!

Tan is blackface, and the sun is a white supremacist.

Why Miles would agree to make his house a shithole?

Because he has no friends or pussy.
One of his most recent pictures posted here was a selfie he took while watching the circus (or something similar) alone in the crowd, dressed like Jamesy Rolfe with a fisherman's hat on his head and nerd glasses, looking fat and 40 years older than the guy who used to appear in the earlier Spoonster's videos.
I bet none of his colleagues ever invited the Obama loving dork who only talks about Soy Wars and Captain Marvel to hang out with them.

[Guest]

"Take the gun, and rack the slide. Come on, it's time to go, do the Jewwario!"

Real talk: why would any of these depressive weirdos have a gun in the house? That is just the sort of situation that results in a suicide. A quick "my world is ending" catastrophism and then you in your moment of weakness reach for the "end it all" button just in reach.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

My path has been laid out a long time ago...

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EDIT: I feel this one is even more relevant.

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[Guest]

Meanwhile April's getting plenty of D

Doubtful. April is the female equivalent of a guy who'd rather j/o to porn than actually fuck a bitch

Don't make her sound cool or relatable.

[Guest]

Because he has no friends or pussy.
One of his most recent pictures posted here was a selfie he took while watching the circus (or something similar) alone in the crowd, dressed like Jamesy Rolfe with a fisherman's hat on his head and nerd glasses, looking fat and 40 years older than the guy who used to appear in the earlier Spoonster's videos.
I bet none of his colleagues ever invited the Obama loving dork who only talks about Soy Wars and Captain Marvel to hang out with them.

This. Over in the foxdick Spoony thread they're writing fanfiction about Miles taking Spoony to "cop bars" to drink with his "cop buddies" as though Miles the closet fag is a real man and not a fedora-tipping soypod. I'm honestly amazed he didn't retire on a psychiatric pension after offing that cholo because he couldn't stop literally shaking.

[Guest]

Spoony in a cop bar, sounds like amazing idea for vlog.

[Guest]

True story: he used his Amazon wishlist to beg his simps to furnish his new house:







Something for you faggot redditors to jerk yourself off to:



Artist's Impression:

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I either never knew or must've forgotten that time April used a Scott Pilgrim avatar. Jeebus.

True story: he used his Amazon wishlist to beg his simps to furnish his new house:

Not really surprising considering his simps are the reason he could afford the house in the first place. Why do you think his Amazon Wishlist became such a recurring character?