Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Obvious garbage being garbage. What an insight! Until the faggot came up with a singular original thought and called the worst pile of shit D&D expansion great and got backlash.
You'll notice that he was only ever able to be the snarky wrench in the gears when he'd have substantial support with his "controversial" opinion. The moment that broke away, and his measurement of what constitutes as substantial ever growing as the years went on mind you, he collapsed.

The OG version of this forum is what you see right now because he couldn't stand differing opinions.
This joker that operates against the strain you imagine Spoonfag to be is a construct of your imagination. In reality, he was only ever able to deal with being a contrarian against the mainstream when there was zero chance of any of them finding him. The very moment anyone got aware of him holding such an opinion and voicing their disagreement he folded quicker than the origami world record holder.
A fitting analogy, as he is and always has been a paper tiger.

[RedLine]

I always liked Noah’s smart-assed approach. It spoke of a guy that generally understood why things were shit and told it like it was, instead of sugar coating it
Prime example was his Spoony V Joss Whedon vlog, where he bitches on stream about Cabin in the Woods.

Did you write this comment in 2013 and just decided to post it now?

[Kugelfisch]

I swear it's a kiwi.

[wulfenlord]

In unrelated Hognews:

Nice Freudian slip there, RaeRae, keep on fighting for what you believe in, no matter what :3

[Guest]

Gender dystopia indeed

I said it before but I truly believe he lost all hope after his vlogs shitting on the new D&D edition came out. He was so full of himself and acting 'holier than thou' about this game edition he hadn't even played yet. In his opinion, 5e was fucking terrible and would never succeed.

And then it did. And creators and their youtube channels started to become very véry popular. The DM of the most popular D&D stream, Matt Mercer is like a D&D celebrity. People view him as one of the best DMs out there and he even gets to write on official supplements and materials. I swear this guy even looks a bit like Noah, except for the schnoz. I'm pretty sure he makes bank with all of this too and he's close to becoming, or already is, a millionaire.

This broke Spoony, 100%. This was going to be his thing. He made counter monkey. And now someone in his opinion *stole* his thing and gotten super succesful with it. And not just tje one person either. All because he couldn't help himself from being a contrarian asshole and general angry man when the world just wanted to have fun and game.

I enjoy every minute of it.

[HammerofHeretics]

The D&D thing makes me remember when he was doing the board game reviews around the same time Jimmy Kimmel (or one of the other awful heirs to late night TV) started doing a segment playing games (vid we ov and board games, I think...) as a total novice with an"expert" to guide them through.

Spoons released a video begging his fans to inundate the Tonight Show with emails and letters DEMANDING for Spoony to get brought in to do a bit guiding Kimmel through a 20 year old VHS game.

Amazingly enough, the Tonight Show passed.

[Guest]

Amazingly enough, the Tonight Show passed.

And if Spoony had a "baby steps" approach of slowly building a fanbase, reaching out, getting more fame, he may hypothetically had a chance to be on a late night show. Maybe, maybe not. But there'd be a chance. Instead he just wants to go from nowhere to Late Night shows. Pining about being famous in your room will get you nowhere. You have to go out and do something.

[Guest]

And if Spoony had a "baby steps" approach of slowly building a fanbase, reaching out, getting more fame, he may hypothetically had a chance to be on a late night show. Maybe, maybe not.

Are you being deliberately stupid as a troll?

[Guest]

Amazingly enough, the Tonight Show passed.

And if Spoony had a "baby steps" approach of slowly building a fanbase, reaching out, getting more fame, he may hypothetically had a chance to be on a late night show. Maybe, maybe not. But there'd be a chance. Instead he just wants to go from nowhere to Late Night shows. Pining about being famous in your room will get you nowhere. You have to go out and do something.

Even peak Spoony, with different sets for Countermonkey and Board Games and Video Games etc, was hardly professional enough for even a short segment on a Late Night show.

[Newhalf]

Hah yeah he could only have 'controversial' opinions if it was safe and the target opportune enough.
When he rambled about the Deadliest Warrior game was probably one of the best early indications.
Especially once he got back to them after they tweeted about his uh, 'review' and he would smugly say things like "You are just WRONG" and "People listen to what I say!"
That's the kind of thing he really lived for. "Too bad" for him it couldn't last.