Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

She has no job, her only income is government assistance and she has a criminal record.

Whoa there did I miss something. What crime did she commit?

She never mentioned it but she lives in a project for criminals. But it's Canada so who knows. Maybe drunkenly was a bit too impolite at some point.

I see, the only thing I can think of would be excessive stalking

[Guest]

This is reaching satire at this point. I'd suggest someone building a liquid Rachel account, but I think it would be nearly indistinguishable from the real thing

I did it at some point but then I gave up:

https://twitter.com/raeangelo7

Revive it asap! Her rage will be glorious!

[Newhalf]

It'll be easy to tell it isn't the real Warthog unless there's @TheSpoonyOne in every single tweet at least once.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It might also be interesting to make another twitter account that keeps complaining about her roommate playing videos of @TheSpoonyOne at max volume in the middle of the night.

[Guest]

"Oh wow. NOW LETS MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME THO".

that's bitches for you

[Old Black Man]

10/10 would buy again.

When I first saw his shit I thought it was just an intentional ripoff or fan fiction of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Everything was the same, from the robot made out of "special parts" to even the title (MST3K called episodes "experiments," as in "Experiment #203"). The whole persona was a rip off, not to mention the huge number of jokes he stole directly. The thing is there wasn't really a shortage of people doing this from 2005 to 2010 when it was still pretty hard to upload 120 minute videos anywhere on the internet.

He - and most other CA cronies - saw MST3K as the epitome of comedy. They ripped it off constantly, threw in memes, references and entire clips from the show (fully expecting the audience to be familiar with it, for what kind of freak would not have consoomed every single episode?), and - most importantly - they constantly referenced iconic MST3K episodes, but never once considered actually reviewing one of those movies themselves, out of sheer honor and respect or something (as a first instance of the infamous "reviewer dibs").
The only who went "Oh yeah, MST3K tackled this too, big deal" was Brandon Tenold, who seems to be slightly less fucked in the head than the average ex-CA member.

The Leaf Brad clone? He’s just a snarky faggot who is trying to be the new Based Brad and fully rip off his template. They’re all fucked in the head to the fullest extent, I don’t know why most of CA seems to be composed of genuine narcs.

MST3K was a product of the time created by a guy who had a passion for cheesy movies. It’s not perfect and definitely niche, but all of these reviewers/riffers/turbo faggots don’t understand what made that show work, neither do the people who tried to reboot it on Cuckflix.

Riffing is okay, but I’m more about the host segments. Joe Bob Briggs, now there’s a dude who gave zero fucks and was an absolute Chad. I’m shocked that more INs don’t try to rip him off, apart from the persona thing.

[rabidtictac]

This is reaching satire at this point. I'd suggest someone building a liquid Rachel account, but I think it would be nearly indistinguishable from the real thing

I did it at some point but then I gave up:

https://twitter.com/raeangelo7

Revive it asap! Her rage will be glorious!

The way to make her truly tard out would be to use the imposter account to respond to all of spoony's posts in the same way she does. She can't help but see it and her response to even mild criticism is to go nuclear. This method is perfect because it doesn't involve direct interaction with her, which she goes to great pains to avoid anyway.

[rabidtictac]

I never cared for the goofy skits between MST3K ragging on movies. I tuned that shit out.

Leave it to Spoony and that asshat Doge to incorporate the worst aspects. Those idiots were actually at their best when simply riffing on and naturally reacting to the material. They just couldn't help but ruin it with unfunny skits and cameo appearances from a bunch of lame hanger-ons.

I'll say it once again, though I've said it many times before:

MST3K is shit.

I'm so sick of MST3K ripoffs. CA and all it's hanger-ons copied shit and perpetuated more shit in the process. MST3K sucks ass. Liking MST3K should be viewed in the same way as liking wrestling or anime. It's a shameful hobby where 99% of the "content" produced in the genre is trash.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Leaf Brad clone? He’s just a snarky faggot who is trying to be the new Based Brad and fully rip off his template. They’re all fucked in the head to the fullest extent, I don’t know why most of CA seems to be composed of genuine narcs.

He gets a bit of respect for noping out of Linkara's audio drama.
Didn't stop Linkara from mentioning him, along with the other CA cronies who didn't join this vanity project. I think that's Lewis' way of punishing them.

[Guest]

I'll say it once again, though I've said it many times before:

MST3K is shit.

I'm so sick of MST3K ripoffs. CA and all it's hanger-ons copied shit and perpetuated more shit in the process. MST3K sucks ass. Liking MST3K should be viewed in the same way as liking wrestling or anime. It's a shameful hobby where 99% of the "content" produced in the genre is trash.

I heard about RiffTrax or the other one a few years back and pirated their commentary over one of the Star Wars prequels. I didn't pay for it and still felt kind of gross and disgusted that I thought this kind of thing was funny. Every time the camera was on Yoda they made poopy jokes. I remember thinking MST3K was funny when I was a kid, but that was before I knew not to go back and try to enjoy things I thought were funny as a kid. 90% of this nerd shit is for boys who haven't discovered pussy or men who became one.