Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Nehezir]

My Axon 7's Chinese garbage and the only thing wrong with it is that the battery's dying. What the fuck did this dipshit do?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

My phone is 7 year old and keeps falling on the floor about once per month on average. Still kicking it.

[rabidtictac]

I swear I remember him saying that this happened to him last year too.

Yes. September 2019:

But wait -- it happened again in February:

Wow Antwhiler is full of shit. Yeah, I get that smartphones have planned obsolescence built into them, but there’s no way in Hell that 3 phones bricked on him over the course of a year. I’ve had my iPhone 7 for almost 4 years now and it works just fine, so well that I don’t even plan to update to a newer model this year; I’ll ride it out for another year and see how much more mileage I can get out of it. And it still works despite me dropping it all the time and once dropping it into my bathtub filled up with water. These things aren’t THAT fragile, especially if placed in a sturdy case with a protective screen covering.

What is Antwhiler doing that he destroyed three phones? Fuck, he would have to be intentionally trying to destroy his phones to ruin them like that. Is he not bothering to get a case for them and then throwing them whenever he’s reminded that April the Maid is no longer around to make him din-din?

Nah, the most obvious answer is that he’s lying because he knows “broken phone” is a relatable meme. “My phone broke smartphones are so fragile hur-hur please pay attention to me”. That’s all that is. Also, what’s so disastrous about a broken phone? Just get another one, they’re plenty of cheap models just get a throwback flip-phone since those tend to be pretty sturdy and cheap, especially since he keeps “breaking them”.

It's a lot easier to break things when you spend 90% of your time awake drunk and high. I could believe either answer. Either he broke his phone 3 times because he was drunk and throwing a tantrum, or he is lying as usual. Doesn't matter to me which is true.

[Newhalf]

Maybe he just says this when every little thing happens like an OS update where he can't use it for a minute or so.
A technophobic hillbilly knows more about this shit than he does at this point.

Also what's up with this thread about Spoony livestream breakdowns, is that still being maintained?
Since Spoony is totally back and everything.. yeeey....

[Guest]

Yes. September 2019:

But wait -- it happened again in February:

Wow Antwhiler is full of shit. Yeah, I get that smartphones have planned obsolescence built into them, but there’s no way in Hell that 3 phones bricked on him over the course of a year. I’ve had my iPhone 7 for almost 4 years now and it works just fine, so well that I don’t even plan to update to a newer model this year; I’ll ride it out for another year and see how much more mileage I can get out of it. And it still works despite me dropping it all the time and once dropping it into my bathtub filled up with water. These things aren’t THAT fragile, especially if placed in a sturdy case with a protective screen covering.

What is Antwhiler doing that he destroyed three phones? Fuck, he would have to be intentionally trying to destroy his phones to ruin them like that. Is he not bothering to get a case for them and then throwing them whenever he’s reminded that April the Maid is no longer around to make him din-din?

Nah, the most obvious answer is that he’s lying because he knows “broken phone” is a relatable meme. “My phone broke smartphones are so fragile hur-hur please pay attention to me”. That’s all that is. Also, what’s so disastrous about a broken phone? Just get another one, they’re plenty of cheap models just get a throwback flip-phone since those tend to be pretty sturdy and cheap, especially since he keeps “breaking them”.

It's a lot easier to break things when you spend 90% of your time awake drunk and high. I could believe either answer. Either he broke his phone 3 times because he was drunk and throwing a tantrum, or he is lying as usual. Doesn't matter to me which is true.

His phone in September 2019 died because he was too retarded to increase the partition size so that the software updates could be fully installed.

[Guest]

Uh ooh, gather around for another Hogwarts story

[wulfenlord]

And again with the "I'm more selfless than Jesus" mentality

You piss-swilling swine, tell your roommate to stop drinking or she gets thrown out. Also, careful with the unproven allegations, darling [blockedandreported.jfif]

[Vaporwear]

> cleaning toilets for a living
> IQ of 181
> Ultra mega autist

I am pretty sure that's probably not even him in the photo. One or more things from the above would not be true if that was him in the photo.

After some digging i found out the guy had a major accident in 2016. Fucked up his brain and memory, so thats possibly the answer why he cleans toilets now and is very delusional.

https://www.wcforummedia.com/community- ... -identity/

So this guy was a power lifter, got run over by a car, got extensive physical injuries including actual brain damage, his girlfriend dumped him, and then he recovered by lifting weights, got himself multiple (shitty) jobs, got married, and wrote a (retarded) book. Ok, sure, he’s retarded, but at least he’s giving it his all, even if that means writing books about Muslim dinosaurs.

Meanwhile Antwhiler is desperately trying to convince his tranny retarded fans that he’s still upset over some bitch that dumped him a year ago and that his chronic bronchitis has left him physically disabled.

Seriously, how does anyone buy Antwhiler’s bullshit? Even the retards can’t possibly believe he’s as sick as he’s trying to make himself appear.

[Guest]

> cleaning toilets for a living
> IQ of 181
> Ultra mega autist

I am pretty sure that's probably not even him in the photo. One or more things from the above would not be true if that was him in the photo.

After some digging i found out the guy had a major accident in 2016. Fucked up his brain and memory, so thats possibly the answer why he cleans toilets now and is very delusional.

https://www.wcforummedia.com/community- ... -identity/

So this guy was a power lifter, got run over by a car, got extensive physical injuries including actual brain damage, his girlfriend dumped him, and then he recovered by lifting weights, got himself multiple (shitty) jobs, got married, and wrote a (retarded) book. Ok, sure, he’s retarded, but at least he’s giving it his all, even if that means writing books about Muslim dinosaurs.

Meanwhile Antwhiler is desperately trying to convince his tranny retarded fans that he’s still upset over some bitch that dumped him a year ago and that his chronic bronchitis has left him physically disabled.

Seriously, how does anyone buy Antwhiler’s bullshit? Even the retards can’t possibly believe he’s as sick as he’s trying to make himself appear.

Huge props to that guy. I cannot blame him for writing a retarded book, after knowing all that, it's not his fault. His story, along with Terry Davis' (I was re-reading about him the past couple of days) just goes to show how pathetic Noah is with his literal NON issues. Couldn't he have been in front of that train instead of Terry?

[Guest]

Why does she even care, she is not even a US citizen.