Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[GuestWrong]

I guarantee if someone threw a dress over a mop and left it on his doorstep, he'd think she was back, lean her in the corner of her bedroom and go back to doing nothing.

[Kugelfisch]

I guarantee if someone threw a dress over a mop and left it on his doorstep, he'd think she was back, lean her in the corner of her bedroom and go back to doing nothing.

I could imagine that way too easily.

[Guest]

I guarantee if someone threw a dress over a mop and left it on his doorstep, he'd think she was back, lean her in the corner of her bedroom and go back to doing nothing.

We'd have a solid day of positivity then right back to various ailments and how he's starving.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

How many days after she left do you think it took Noah to notice she was even gone?

[Kugelfisch]

How many days after she left do you think it took Noah to notice she was even gone?

3 to 7 days, I'd say. Most likely because the fridge didn't get refilled.

[pibbs]

She could have slipped out in the middle of the night day and taken Noah a couple of weeks to notice.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Wish that one guy would post another lawn update. It's been a while.

[Some Sick Fuck]

For fuck's sake, his sadposting has degenerated into literal sadposting. He can't even muster up the stamina to come up with another pompous "the mere thought of facing the rest of my life alone like this makes me physically ill" type post.

He's getting lazier and lazier. Eventually, all he will be typing is a sad face over and over.

[Le Redditeur]

Now there's no April to take a #Depression picture of the Spoony Bard on his table...

[MegaNigger]

Now there's no April to take a #Depression picture of the Spoony Bard on his table...

He has a tripod you know. He mounted his camera and took it himself.