Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

But even then, if the only people who were fans of my work, were all of these absolute rejects, I would hate myself more than I already do, too

His fanbase wasn't like that 10 years ago. It's only that way now because 99% of them have left due to him no longer producing videos and being a cunt in general. Yeah, his fans were always spastic shitheads, but it wasn't always the tranny-fest it is now. They're just the only ones left because anyone else with a modicum of common sense abandoned the faggot long ago.

[Guest]

You don't really think I haven't already tried that, do you?

Why would anyone assume that Spoony had done anything to try and fix a problem? He's sat around his house doing nothing for almost a decade because of his mental problems, but refuses to see a psychiatrist.

[Kugelfisch]

Spoonfag feels only pride about his problems. That's why he's offended when somebody suggests fixing them.

Spanish Sperg is back in the US. No longer plagued by thoughts of suicide he's looking like a dirty old man talking about children's movies.

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I guess I kind of ruined the perfect score. Sorry.

He went to watch it alone? As a full grown man? Miserable. Just miserable.

I've been offered the job of a lifetime. I'll be earning more money than I ever dreamed but I want to turn it down and become a NEET. What's the fucking point? I don't have anything that I spend it on and no one to spend it with.

Know how people tell you that money doesn't make one happy? Bullshit! It's only true in the most technical sense but it allows you to open up the path to happiness. Money equals freedom and to do what ever the fuck you want. The only thing that'd make you miserable about it is if you're one of the greedy fucks that would keep hounding every dollar you can get despite being loaded and the pride to show off people. Miserable cunts like you see in politics and movies that clearly hate what they are doing despite being rich.
Just earn enough to never have to work again and then stop. You'll find stuff to spend it on, things to do and likely somebody to spend it with along the way.

The Walking dead 1 is their best game by far. Wolf Among Us was also good, but the rest just seemed mediocre. And I had the displeasure of playing Jurassic Park, which they made before Walking Dead, and that's a piece of shit. Telltale was all over the place with their creations.

I heard their Sam & Max games are generally considered to be their best games by people that aren't retarded TWD fanfags.

His fanbase wasn't like that 10 years ago. It's only that way now because 99% of them have left due to him no longer producing videos and being a cunt in general. Yeah, his fans were always spastic shitheads, but it wasn't always the tranny-fest it is now. They're just the only ones left because anyone else with a modicum of common sense abandoned the faggot long ago.

Yeah, fucking Cuckson looks reasonable and respectable compared to the left overs. Ten years ago? An absolute Chad club of fantastic people to have a beer with in comparison.

[Moe Bitches]

You know you go to see the Sonic movie to get your dick sucked. And even though I never watched TWD fully the Telltale game was alright. Along with Sam and Max.

[Kugelfisch]

You know you go to see the Sonic movie to get your dick sucked.

Must be a generation gap thing because I could only imagine going to see it with the lads to have a laugh. I can't imagine a bird getting all hot and bothered if I'd invite her to the new Sanic movie.

[Guest]

I got my first blowjob during The Mummy (1999). STFU I'm not old!

[Moe Bitches]

I got my first blowjob during The Mummy (1999). STFU I'm not old!

I'm as old as 9/11, you are an old bastard to me. Nice though.

[Kugelfisch]

Is that a burgerland thing? Going to the movies to get your dick sucked? Never heard of that here. You guys can get a driver's license at age 16, which makes it even more baffling to me. What's wrong with the good old car blowjob?

[Moe Bitches]

Is that a burgerland thing? Going to the movies to get your dick sucked? Never heard of that here. You guys can get a driver's license at age 16, which makes it even more baffling to me. What's wrong with the good old car blowjob?

Well I remember the whole popcorn trick where you put a hole at the bottom and so on, but it's usually after the movies where that happens and drive ins are practically dead. But what would I know lmao.

[Kugelfisch]

I just know that you couldn't get your dick sucked in a cinema over here without your seat neighbour seeing exactly what's going on. Dude is sitting right the fuck besides you with only an arm rest away from you so unless you love people watching I don't see that working ever.
Sticking your dick in a popcorn bucket? I'm not even going to elaborate why that's a stupid idea. You brought the whole shit up so please explain how one would get his dick sucked in a movie theatre.