Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 08, 2020 2:25 am

Yeah, Lee seems to have that little something. Self-identity crisis along with being unreasonably euphoric about some nobody faggot senpai noticing him for a few seconds a day. It's like he's tethering on the brink of a massive nervous breakdown at all times.
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*all that shit about Spain Sperg*
Sounds like a lolcow that was too obscure to become a proper lolcow.
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Sounds like a lolcow that was too obscure to become a proper lolcow.
Another desperate white man who wasted his life in escapism and cultural cooming.

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Wed Jan 08, 2020 2:34 am
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Sounds like a lolcow that was too obscure to become a proper lolcow.
Another desperate white man who wasted his life in escapism and cultural cooming.
Failed IN that wanted to become big Hollywood. I see why he roots for Forky.
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Post by Guest » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:15 am

Introducing us to the Spanishboo is the best thing Spoony's done in years.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:17 am

I dread to say it but, have we found the Cuckson replacement?
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Vaporwear » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:39 am

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I mean, both have decided to completely ignore life and wallow in degeneracy, it's just that Lee convinces himself that the sick shit he does brings him joy, whereas Spoony is fully aware that he's absolutely miserable but he's too damn lazy to do anything to fix himself.
At least Lee really was afflicted by severe and horrible pain that led to opiate addictions and a complete mental breakdown that left him open to becoming this legitimately insane VR kawaii desu cat girl. He's legit crazy, I believe this man has lost his mind and somewhere down the line she's (lol) gonna kill his wife and wear her skin.

Antwhiler's just lazy. His minor depression stems from being lazy and not doing jack shit at home all day. He tweets sadbrain shit because he wants attention, not because he's calling out for help. He hasn't gone to any doctors and he never took any actual meds because there is no actual mental or physical problems aside from what happens when you don't get out of the house every now and then.

This is why Lee's "hey fuck you spoony I know what you're going through I've turned into a fucking cartoon catgirl wearing oversized goggles on my face fucking tell me your problems mother fucker" tweets are completely misguided. He thinks Antwhiler's desperate for a resolution to his suffering, but that's not true. Antwhiler loves being a miserable cunt and has no interest in fixing anything. I don't get why all these dudes don't get this even though it's fairly obvious.

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Post by Vaporwear » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:44 am

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Also I'm not surprised about the Spanish Cuck. Bitched out like the worthless bugmen he is. He will never know that a group of people rooted for him to be a man once in his miserable life. I can't grasp being this miserable, in his fucking forties! I can see an angsty teenager locking himself in a room because he doesn't know what to do, but seeing a middle aged man that can't take responsibility for his basic needs just makes me feel unclean and sick.
You have to wonder if the woman really is this mean bitch like he claims.
He seems like a mentally challenged creep. How many times can you listen to this tard sing about Bryan sucking dicks before you snap?
I doubt she is. He probably LARPed as a successful author to a woman he met on the internet and she had a very rude awakening when the reality manifested itself on her front door. If you scroll far enough back in his Twitter, it's nothing but him @'ing nerd people like Mark Hammill asking them to be part of his projects.
He did that for years.

Not that hard to piece it together from there: he reversed catfished her. He has no money, no job, all of his books are self-published with homemade covers, he made "movies" with his friends that sold 10 copies, he ran scripted YouTube series that could barely reach 1k views in 10 years. He's like a cartoon of a manbaby loser. I bet that's not what he told her, though.

And then he uprooted himself at the age of 42, leaving "everything" (read: nothing) behind to move in with a single mom in another country and do... nothing. With no plans, no career, no money, no idea how to work in a foreign country and not even a fanbase beyond friend and family. Imagine thinking you've met a successful author and director and then he shows up in your house and makes videos about Bryan sucking cock to the tune of Bubsy 3D.

The curiously lengthy trivia section of his last movie is fascinating when you consider he wrote it:
The whole Nina character was originally written to be more Asian, but as the film progressed, the writer/director wanted to pay tribute to his Spanish girlfriend in the movie thus making Nina of foreign descent. The film never specifies what country she is from.
He writes other reviews too and most of them reference his "Spanish wife." It sounds like a lovesick teenage boy, which is likely what he is, down to the suicide threats (NO FUCK YOU DAD I'LL SHOW YOU ALL).
Thanks for digging through that rabbit hole of fucking crazy for us, I wasn't remotely prepared to look into this guy's convoluted backstory.

Of course he's not gonna kill himself, everything Spoony-related is a disappointment, even his small clique of orbiting psycho fans.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:55 am

I was mildly amused by it at the very least.
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He thinks Antwhiler's desperate for a resolution to his suffering, but that's not true. Antwhiler loves being a miserable cunt and has no interest in fixing anything. I don't get why all these dudes don't get this even though it's fairly obvious.
The smarter ones that understand this have left a looooooong time ago. He's stuck with the idiots that just won't fucking get it.
Just see comments under any video that mentions Spoony. You get dozens upon dozens of people saying "Oh well, a shame that fucker went nuts." that all went on and only have been just reminded of that fuck they watched some videos of well over a decade ago. Thousands of people have moved on and remember him about as much as anyone does Armake.
It's not a Boogie situation where we knew the nigger's not right in the head years in advance. With Spoony, they all know he's fucked save for the dozen mega autists that still hover around him.
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Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:02 am

Is this how he thinks is the best way to expose himself? @ ing people, on Twitter no less? Sure I've done it, but only with smaller more personal people who actually respond. But when you don't exactly network with folks which requires social skills, this is what happens. Trying to get people that are far more bigger than you has a 1 out of 5 chance of happening unless you're really lucky, but we see it's not for you, but that's life.
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Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:20 am

Tobey Faire, Huge Jackoffman was in the Supreme Gentleman's father's shit movie so he's clearly not above taking on terrible jobs.
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