Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[GitGud]

He is such an absolute unit. Look at this radical POWER behind his eyes. He is not bloated, he is filled to the brim with ENERGY, his mortal skin cannot hold is back much longer....

Naa, fuck i saw better looking corpses in my time as EMT. He is finished, the fucking Reaper is knocking on his door, and Noah doesen´t let him in because he thinks someone from the Bank is waiting.
If they cremate his ass there are two possible outcomes.....They need much more Fuel to burn him because the is mostly water or he burns like a alcohol filled sponge covered with lard.

Fuck...its not even funny anymore. In the prime time as lolcow it was great......like fucking marzgurl only to hear her make noises like a dog toy. But now its more like slapping a Down Child with a 2x4....mildly amusing, and if you do it for to long it becomes only anoying to see.....

[mad bum]

Those tweet replies we're great, I reckon we won't see him live again for at least a few more months because of that.

[Poonoo]

But the warthog would be fine being his friend for now.

Doubt that. She's already admitted a crush on him. I'm getting big Misery/Play Misty for Me vibes

She's "held out" for him for what now? Eight years? She could just be desperate enough.
I still think it's more likely for Spoon to just say no to any of that shit because that's just his nature. But it's not completely impossible.

If Miles says no then he will pretend to be really friendly with her. He's a slimey leeching prick, he'll do just enough to get off the street but in this scenario it will be hilarious off he has no choice but to live with one of his fans he hates so damn much. It will constantly remind him that he is nothing more than the internet funny man and not a Hollywood actor, and being stuck with a psycho fan is fitting punishment for being an egotistical prick who blocked all dissent.

[Guest]

blocked in 3, 2, 1

This must have been the high point of Noah's life.

Why was he booed?

[Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye]

Why was he booed?

Just to reiterate.

[Some Sick Fuck]

The kiwis seem to rate the chance of Spoon to go for the warthog fairly high. If only to have somebody to leech off of.
I'm not so sure about that. The red dragon wasn't exactly a price-winning horse, despite the similar teeth, but the warthog is another quality of uggo fatty.
Plus she's not happy about Spoony's behaviour and has stated that multiple times. She'd want to change him right away. That surely could only be for the better but an old dog doesn't learn new tricks and his current behaviour is hard wired by now. Then again, it'd be a wonderful disaster.

That's such a stretch that it might as well be on the same level as him magically becoming productive again. I have no idea where she lives, but unless she is camping outside of his house and living in the same town, I can't imagine the Lord of the grease even looking at her. She would have to abduct him (I find that more possible than him willingly going with her anywhere) and throw him into a real Spoony dungeon.

As for her looks, her whole face could be composed of a single wart and I doubt it would make a difference to the Spooner at this point. He either wants his Orc back, or will at some point reach a state where he will accept any "mommy" to save him. Or, if we go back to reality, will not do anything as usual and won't even lift a finger to make his situation better.

He is a fantastic life motivator without even knowing it, because you can just take a look at him and you will give an impulse to go outside and do something, just so you won't see any similarities between yourself and a guy who's only plan in life now is to be outgrown by a fucking stick.

[Guest]

Maybe that's what they mean by he got them through the dark times. They took one look at his mutant ass and decided to do some crunches.

[RedLine]

I could see Spoony private messaging her, cuckson, and some others asking for wire transfers to get him through the dark times.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Maybe that's what they mean by he got them through the dark times. They took one look at his mutant ass and decided to do some crunches.

That could work for normal human being anybody who isn't a Spoony fan. And while we're at that, I always feel unclean when I watch some streamer (I'm quite gilty of watching VODs in the background while I work) and they get a donation from some fucking lunatic who tells them how their life is miserable and how the streamer just made everything so much better. Good god, it makes me instantly feel bad, I'm watching something while some miserable weirdo, fishing for atttention does so as well? It's making me sick. MAKING ME SICK!

[Rushy]

I wonder why he keeps his face shaven.

he looks even worse with a beard