Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Tell me about BloodKnightDollfie, why does he wear the mask?

[mad bum]

Tell me about BloodKnightDollfie, why does he wear the mask?

We all wear a mask when you think about it.

SpoilerShow

But it's because he's a tranny with a dumb fetish.

[Le Redditeur]

If we're not careful and spoony does indeed take his own life this christmas eve. Then who do you think will inherit his legacy? Shooter_Andy & Jackson Jinson. We can not allow that to happen.

Why not? I say it is just what Sploonster deserve. And considering how much he hates those ass-kissing regards, it would make him spin in his grave. Win-win.

[Guest]

The guy who tries to feed you toilet pizza? Nah...

Does anyone really believe a pizza sat behind a toilet for a month? He made up most of that shit.

everyone always goes to the toilet pizza story as the example of spoony being full of it, but the most blatant full of bullshit story to come out of his rpg videos is the one about the guy who was LARPing and stood on the hood of someone elses car for like 10+hrs, while drunk.

the toilet pizza story... could have happened. it could just be grossly exaggerated, but it could at least be based on something that actually kind of happened.

the guy standing on someone else's car... first of all i doubt someone would be that idiotic, to stand on a stranger's car. secondly, if he was drunk enough to be that dumb, his ass isn't standing on that hood for very long before falling off of there. thirdly, the idea that noah goes home, sleeps, and comes back, and the guy is still there on the car? the owner never came out? but a guy stood on a hood for like 10+ hours?

this is clearly 10x more stupid of a bullshit story than toilet pizza. let's say this one is also based on something but exaggerated. well the whole crux of the story is the amount of time he was on the hood. if you exaggerate that you have nothing. kid was probably standing in the parking lot, by a car, for 10 minutes.

[wulfenlord]

And god bless you, everyone

[Guest]

And god bless you, everyone

He's so bitter about Christianity. All because the teachers at his schools had the gall to not want him playing cards or looking at books with topless ladies and demons.

I wonder if April ever invited people over to celebrate the holidays. I'd like to imagine him sulking in the basement while everybody else is having a good time. Maybe she set a Christmas tree one year to impress him, but then he threw a tantrum and punched the tree.

[rabidtictac]

He's sure a salty potato about April leaving. You can just hear him seething in all his replies when he brings up the fact she left.

[Guest]

Thinks he's going to guilt her into coming back.

[Kugelfisch]

Thinks he's going to guilt her into coming back.

Which will fail. She couldn't ignore the biological clock ticking deafeningly loud any longer. It's likely too late for kids but she's wasted enough years on the miserable bum.
Plus, what would she come back to? A sulking basement dweller that doesn't even wash himself and does nothing but whining? That shit she had for years just for a few months more until getting evicted?
She's gone for good.

[rabidtictac]

He's done nothing to change himself, so why would she ever come back. I'm sure she left because of his malingering, toxic, lazy arrogance. Which is stronger every day. I have no doubt he's still abusing substances as well.