Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

The only opinion I have about Craig is that the faggot couldn't even drive stick shift and that's just deeply embarrassing

Really? It's usually standard here. If he drives an automatic, that is embarrassing

Had to learn it for Casino Royal.
I mean, I also drive an automatic right now but you can't even get a proper driver's licence in one. There is an option for an automatic only driver's licence but that's intended for cripples with one arm or something.

[Keith Chegwin]

I don't think I know anybody who drives an automatic. Like I said, manual's the standard here. Automatic's usually for burgers and their cars, which makes it odd that Craig, an Englishman, wouldn't know how to drive manual

[Kugelfisch]

I don't think I know anybody who drives an automatic.

Automatics here are either a taxi, an old taxi somebody bought, a very old Benz some granny bought when automatic was considered a luxury or sports cars.
Mine is the latter. I've conceded that a double clutch 7 gear automatic that switches gears in 0.2 seconds is better than I could do manually. Launch control is also just hilarious.
But we had some shitter VW Golf for three weeks when we just needed an additional car for a short while. My father bought it for 150€ and flipped it for the same price and that, oddly, was an automatic. Never seen a Golf I with automatic before or after. Anyway, old automatic is the shittest thing ever. Takes ages to shift.

[MegaNigger]

Spoony dead yet? After losing Auli I'm a little black pilled and just wanna see someone who deserves it die already.

[Kugelfisch]

Again, Auli isn't dead yet. Maybe in a few weeks or months, surely blasted off of his mind on heavy opiates but not dead yet.

[Rushy]

Do we know for sure though? Ain't like his family are gonna post a gravestone here

[Throne of Dysentery]

Unfortunately, I think Sploons will outlive us all; despite his “best” efforts to do himself in. It’s always the ones you loathe the most who end up living the longest. He’ll survive the apocalypse along with the other cockroaches.

[pibbs]

Look out! We got a bad ass over here.

[Guest]

Vampire LARP cards are not real guns, Spoony.

[Kugelfisch]

Do we know for sure though? Ain't like his family are gonna post a gravestone here

His brother said he'd have weeks or months. I'd assume he'd post as well when Auli has passed. I just find it distasteful to talk about him as if he was dead when he isn't. A miracle would have to happen but if I think anyone can pull that off it's him.