Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

That's some masterfully aged shitposting!

[Guest]

Does anyone have a link to anything he wrote for that mag?

https://imgur.com/a/s9ZUD
Link to Spoony's articles (scan-ins). I only usually lurk but I remembered this post from the Spoony Experiment Reddit.

Reminds me of that asshole who wrote anti-Star Wars articles for ten years in Cinemascape. He did go one to produce Free Enterprise, though.

Remember when Spoony thought he could be a journalist and was asking for fans to help him get a job in the industry? Oh, what a timeline that must be.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>expecting your fans to further your career in your stead

Can't imagine why that keikau didn't work out

[Guest]

He was such a lazy bitch. Got a computer degree and thought he didn't need to learn anything ever again. Want to be a journalist? Just become one! Want to write and direct a movie? Just do it! You don't need special training or anything. If you can dream it you can meme it!

I'll bet his story about casting a movie and only women showing up is utter bullshit. Even that fraud Jfreedan was able to show proof that he was working on his failed Power Rangers knockoff.

[Keith Chegwin]

To be fair, it's not like most professional 'journalists' ever have any special training or a journalism degree.

[Guest]

They at least sucked the right dick. Spoony thinks he's too good to take the knees in a backroom somewhere.

[pibbs]

He's still doing these looooooong after these jokes have reached their expiration date.. I seriously think he may actually be crazy.

[Guest]

CopperCon? I didn't know (((Steve Blum))) loved pennies that much!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think that's the official Coppercab convention.

I seriously think he may actually be crazy.

Or he has some form of dementia that's fucking up his perception of time.

[Guest]

I'm assuming Chill Spoony (2007 - 2008) was the product of the right combination of medication. Whoever is in charge of him needs to find out what that was and get some more.