Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

He had one job for a shitty magazine where they used to print a cut-out outline around his articles so readers could remove them. That's how bad he was.

That's not even a joke. Half the reader mail constantly mentioned "those shitty articles by that one asshole".

[MegaNigger]

So, how's looking for a suitable presidential candidate getting along? Oh wait, Trump misspelled something on a handwritten note? Clearly that's more important, I understand.

HE MISSPELLED A WORD!

LITERAL ALLY RAPE OF THE PRINTED WOOORRRRD!!!!!

[Guest]

He had one job for a shitty magazine where they used to print a cut-out outline around his articles so readers could remove them. That's how bad he was.

That's not even a joke. Half the reader mail constantly mentioned "those shitty articles by that one asshole".

Does a copy of some of this reader mail exist anywhere? Because that sounds like a fun read.

[Kugelfisch]

He had one job for a shitty magazine where they used to print a cut-out outline around his articles so readers could remove them. That's how bad he was.

That's not even a joke. Half the reader mail constantly mentioned "those shitty articles by that one asshole".

Does a copy of some of this reader mail exist anywhere? Because that sounds like a fun read.

I found it years and years ago and don't know where I found it. The magazine was called "[something] of the Roundtable", I believe. Somebody will know better than me.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm pretty sure it was Knights of the Dinner Table, the magazine with the sorta-famous D&D comic of the same name.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm pretty sure it was Knights of the Dinner Table, the magazine with the sorta-famous D&D comic of the same name.

Ah yes, that was it!

[Guest]

He had one job for a shitty magazine where they used to print a cut-out outline around his articles so readers could remove them. That's how bad he was.

That's not even a joke. Half the reader mail constantly mentioned "those shitty articles by that one asshole".

I don't get it. If he was so bad and nobody liked him why would they keep him around?

[Guest]

You're mistaken, mein herr. If you weren't a faggot, you'd play it (and enjoy Tifa's massive titties)

There are better ways for that without having to play a shitty JRPG. Lulu >Tifa anyway.

It's Quistis or nothing, comrade.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I don't get it. If he was so bad and nobody liked him why would they keep him around?

Well, they eventually didn't.

[Guest]

Does anyone have a link to anything he wrote for that mag? Based on the text reviews he wrote on his site I can't imagine how they worked in magazine format. They were literally 30 pages long and included descriptions of the previews and studio logos.