Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

And he is back to business as usual. Reminder, that somebody should be checking on that accident report, until it becomes available for purchase.

You'd think he would try to get more mileage out of his near-death experience.

I think he's grooming the pay pigs for a big push to come. Play up "the world is crazy," mention the wreck, boo hoo about not having a car then BAM "Oh, Noes! Life it's critically bad! Need car!" That sort of thing.

[veris leta facies]

This fucking guy. No money even for a trip to the hospital? How much a local uber ride to hospital can be? $50 one way, max? It can't be that expensive. You fucking moron, call your parents and explain the situation, they'll lend you that 100 bucks, hell, they might even GIVE it to you so you can go check yourself. Or go ask your neighbors. Ffs, as much as I dislike my neighbors I would give them a ride to a hospital if they had some accident, even in the middle of the night. But noooo Spoony no ask, no no. Spoony sad sad super sad, all pity ol'spooner in his scam money bought mansion, so poooor, so so hurt. Orange man bad.

[oldbones]

If Spoony needed to go to the ER he could just do what his beloved illegals do. But there seems to be no reason to go to the ER. He could have just gone to an urgent care center if he was actually worried about any injuries and wanted to save money.

[Credo in Deum]

If he was in a serious car accident I doubt he would tweet about it.

[Rushy]

Dude might've broken his ribs and not even fucking realised it yet

[mad bum]

This fucking guy. No money even for a trip to the hospital? How much a local uber ride to hospital can be? $50 one way, max? It can't be that expensive. You fucking moron, call your parents and explain the situation, they'll lend you that 100 bucks, hell, they might even GIVE it to you so you can go check yourself. Or go ask your neighbors. Ffs, as much as I dislike my neighbors I would give them a ride to a hospital if they had some accident, even in the middle of the night. But noooo Spoony no ask, no no. Spoony sad sad super sad, all pity ol'spooner in his scam money bought mansion, so poooor, so so hurt. Orange man bad.

Uhhhhhhh in burgerland a trip to the ER with no insurance is easily a few thousand, they have systems in place where you can get it for free if you can't pay but if that was the case he should be on government insurance like Medicaid, something he probably could qualify for.

[rabidtictac]

This fucking guy. No money even for a trip to the hospital? How much a local uber ride to hospital can be? $50 one way, max? It can't be that expensive. You fucking moron, call your parents and explain the situation, they'll lend you that 100 bucks, hell, they might even GIVE it to you so you can go check yourself. Or go ask your neighbors. Ffs, as much as I dislike my neighbors I would give them a ride to a hospital if they had some accident, even in the middle of the night. But noooo Spoony no ask, no no. Spoony sad sad super sad, all pity ol'spooner in his scam money bought mansion, so poooor, so so hurt. Orange man bad.

Uhhhhhhh in burgerland a trip to the ER with no insurance is easily a few thousand, they have systems in place where you can get it for free if you can't pay but if that was the case he should be on government insurance like Medicaid, something he probably could qualify for.

That's why I keep fucking asking why this shithead hasn't gotten on medicaid yet. Also, if you aren't able to pay, you can work something out or they can write it off. It happens every fucking day.

[Bobito]

I just hope we can get some action from mr.grease, he can get hospitalized, in jail or dead but it would be better than the bot shitpost from twitter.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

First rule of the Spoony One, my friend.

[Bobito]

First rule of the Spoony One, my friend.

I know, but so far its the spoony event of the year, got a little hopeful.