Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[PassTheRemote]

Come on. Patreon can't be that stupid to collect and hand out money without​ filing tax documents. Why don't they just call the FBI now and confess to money laundering.

And if they are hiding behind "gifts" why aren't we petitioning the FBI and IRS to investigate and shut it down.

I'm sure they do, every website moving money does. That doesn't stop smalltimers from not paying their taxes. As long as they're not moving huge amounts of money they can pretty safely get away with it from what I've heard. IRS just doesn't have the manpower to track down every petty con who's shuffling less than five figures a year through the internet. It might catch up with spoony eventually of course, and I'm sure we'll be treated to a woe-is-me tweetstorm about his back tax troubles in return. Actually, didn''t we already get a taste of that at some point?

They all do, because they are considered self employed, meaning they get taxed more because there is no company paying the payroll tax for their W-2. Hell, they won't have W-2 forms, they would be using 1099 forms.

These folks don't understand this, and don't get that they as self empolyed, won't have taxes withheld from the paycheck. They will need to use the quarterly tax payment plan, and some foresight. They also need to itemize deductions, and like a businessman, deduct anything they can reasonably get away with. But they don't think ahead, and instead complain about tax time.

[pibbs]

I actually remember Spoons bitching on twitter about the taxes he had to pay just before moving to Illinois. Illinois, a libtard state and some of the highest tax rates in the country. Idiot.

[Auli]

Someone buy that 24$ Big Trouble in Little China T-Shirt,. rip it into pieces and send it to him.

[mad bum]

I remember noahs land tax being huge when someone found his house on 2.0 and it was huge, like 5k a year or some shit. At this point April makes more than him with the job/etsy.

[AdorableOtter]

Shit, I completely missed the party. Is Sploopy's career finally ending or something like that??

[Carn]

Shit, I completely missed the party. Is Sploopy's career finally ending or something like that??

He had an "8 hour panic attack" followed by some bullshit tweet about hating negativity (lol!) and then he went back to posting about Wrestling and Trump. So no, nothing has changed.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Dude is inertia incarnate. He always goes back to his twitter addiction.

Look at his Amazon wish list. He wants a Nintendo Switch and a $800 VRS.
https://www.amazon.com/wishlist/BYOMOJKJTSJ/ref=wl_web

The item that gets me is the Big Trouble in Little China t-shirt for $24. Keep in mind this is his favorite movie, so instead of him getting it for himself, he wants YOU to buy it for him. That settles it. A mentality like that means one thing, that nigga is on welfare. THAT is the answer to the great mystery: "How does he survive?" He's on welfare and food stamps. The both of em. I bet anything, they both are on it, and list Oreo, their dog, as a dependent to get mo guv'ment moneys.

EDIT: The more I think about, I think I'm right. His patreon is now so low that can slip into a bank account without alerting the IRS. I've got that lazy fucker figured out. And now I'm mad as hell.

There's a certain irony in him apparently never bothering to buy a shirt of his favorite movie before, while at the same time owning a number of props and costumes relating to Final Fantasy, a franchise he can't stand.

[PassTheRemote]

I remember noahs land tax being huge when someone found his house on 2.0 and it was huge, like 5k a year or some shit. At this point April makes more than him with the job/etsy.

That's becuase he bought a huge giant single fam house, even though only two people lived there.

[Guest]

But the other thing you have to consider is Spoony just doesn't care about anything. Signing up for welfare would take some kind of effort on his part.

That's why April did it. April works hard, so she doesn't have to work hard.

[rabidtictac]

I remember noahs land tax being huge when someone found his house on 2.0 and it was huge, like 5k a year or some shit. At this point April makes more than him with the job/etsy.

That's becuase he bought a huge giant single fam house, even though only two people lived there.

DSP did the same thing. I have no idea why.

As for bullshit deductions, DSP apparently deducts either part or all of his house because he has one room in his house that he calls his "office" aka his couch and TV where he jacks off and plays video games with a camera on. That's the office. So he writes at least that room off on taxes, if not his entire house.

Anyway, we gotta figure this shit out, fam. See, if Spoony is making $700 on Paymetons, and April has a part-time job folding clothes, how the hell do they afford anything? A house, food, etc? Why aren't they selling the house and moving back to a smaller place?

That's the bit that makes me think Spoony has some other form of support, like welfare and food stamps. April would definitely be making the majority of the money if Spoony has no other form of support, and I don't see how they could afford the same lifestyle they've been living since he was making $5k a month on patreon, with just her job.