April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[drisko]

Didn't she throw her tits at Linky as well? He didn't get a taste of tranny dick yet back then so of course he wasn't interested.

Yep, but from all the stories I've heard, Lewis creeps on girls he likes but never asks them out. His only relationships have been with Liz and Viga because both of them made the first move. Now if April had said "Hey, do you want to get some coffee after this" she'd probably be in Minnesota freezing her tits off but able to mooch off $2500 a month, plus whatever he makes on ads. $30000 a year isn't much but it's five times what Spoony's pulling in.

I still say Orcril is way too feminine for Linky's tastes.

And I say he's so beta he'll fuck anything that asks him out first. He probably didn't marry Viga because she was his true love. He got married because he was too much of a pussy to ask Marzgurl out.

[Kugelfisch]

Post actual experience with a tranny, yes. Before that? He was way too thirsty for his cockslut fantasies to come true.

[Guest]

[Poonoo]

Didn't she throw her tits at Linky as well? He didn't get a taste of tranny dick yet back then so of course he wasn't interested.

Yep, but from all the stories I've heard, Lewis creeps on girls he likes but never asks them out. His only relationships have been with Liz and Viga because both of them made the first move. Now if April had said "Hey, do you want to get some coffee after this" she'd probably be in Minnesota freezing her tits off but able to mooch off $2500 a month, plus whatever he makes on ads. $30000 a year isn't much but it's five times what Spoony's pulling in.

I still say Orcril is way too feminine for Linky's tastes.

Absolutely, you have to bench at least 220lbs for Linkara to even get at look at you.

[Kugelfisch]

If you can't bench that much, it's an okay substitute to be able to eat that much in one sitting.

[Angelfire Memes]

I'll take "things that never happened" for 1000, Alex.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

eh, I can't really call April fucked up. she's just some thirsty nearly-middle aged woman with a few fetishes and shit taste in men.

rofl..... she is totally looney and deluded but whatever

[Some Sick Fuck]

April, Purrluna and other camwhores Carl loses his shit over are all fucked in the head, because the only reasonable thing when a creep like Carl would start writing you would be to block the supreme weirdo, not keeping in touch with him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But what if he becomes a loyal paypig?

[Angelfire Memes]

Yeah to be fair I don't necessarily blame her for not blocking him. Real celebrities/internet personalities have to deal with dozens of Carls every day. It's creepy as fuck and probably will escalate to a real life situation at some point but he isn't really doing anything offensive towards her that's worth pissing off a potential fan/viewer/customer/whatever over. It's not like April has an army of thirstfags tweeting her and she probably likes the attention anyway.