Internet Conspiracies

[Griever]

We tend to spend a lot of time here at DHI laughing at the retarded behavior of internet nobodies, the vidya community, and other spergy sects of the internet. However, there is a particular brand of internet retardation/sperg I find especially entertaining that we don't usually discuss: conspiracy theories/theorists.

From flat-Earthers to UFO nutjobs, glow-in-the dark CIA niggers, and everything inbetween, there is some overly-elaborate, utterly stupid, and funny as fuck conspiracy content out there. If you've got some funny/interesting conspiracy content to share, this is the place to post it.

Here's a sampling of some fun conspiracy shit I've run into over the years:

-Drunk Kentuckians shoot the shit out of their house, because they think midget aliens are invading their farm

-UFO Hunters, a defunct History channel show where a couple of normies follow around UFO nutjob Bill Birnes as he sifts through the desert looking for melted alien tupperware and interviews other UFO crazies about alien shenanegans

-"Elsagate", the conspiracy theory that suggests the disturbing content on Youtube Kids is actually a mind control ploy by the CIA ala MK Ultra

-Die Glocke, the magical antigravity engine full of purple goo that took Hitler to the moon

[Pepsi Man]

we don't usually discuss: conspiracy theories/theorists.

What are you talking about? ASS is right over there!

[Griever]

What are you talking about? ASS is right over there!

I was thinking more along the lines of taking the piss out of conspiracy theories in general, not just ASS. If taking the piss out of ASS counts, then every thread on DHI is a conspiracy thread.

[Le Redditeur]

It's not a conspiracy if it's real and TRANNIES ARE EVERYWHERE!

[mad bum]

I used to listen to coast to coast a lot back in the day, mostly for background sound

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I fucking love those silly nazi UFO conspiracies. A shame though that this shit isn't really a thing here in Germany. You'd think we Krauts would have more proof regarding the glorious Reichsflugscheibe.

Other quality internet conspiracies involve people who belive that Slenderman is real (though I guess that shit is dead now since that fucker is old news), or this whole gang-stalking thing where people believe they're under surveillance 24/7 by a secret organization to drive them insane or something (which can actually happen to you if you already have paranoia and start buying this crap), using shit like a car's color or the way it is parked as evidence.
I'd almost like to start a conspiracy theory about how gang-stalking is just a ploy to make you believe in gang-stalking.

[MegaNigger]

glow-in-the dark CIA niggers,

Shut it down....

[Guest]

I used to listen to coast to coast a lot back in the day, mostly for background sound

Try Ground Zero. The show takes anything too crazy for Coast 2 Coast and the host enthusiastically believes everything.

[Griever]

Shut it down....

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[da PAC Nigguh]

Never listened to Coast 2 Coast much, AM radio is so inconsistent at night.