Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[CuckTurdginson]

It basically is a name of the "can I speak to your manager" soccer mom meme.

Oh I usually bone those women later. Speaking to the manager is stressful.

[Kugelfisch]

It basically is a name of the "can I speak to your manager" soccer mom meme.

Oh I usually bone those women later. Speaking to the manager is stressful.

You don't.

[RedLine]

Women over 40 smell weird anyway. I assume that is nature's way of telling you to stay away from those dried up ovaries.

[CuckTurdginson]

It basically is a name of the "can I speak to your manager" soccer mom meme.

Oh I usually bone those women later. Speaking to the manager is stressful.

You don't.

bruh

[Kugelfisch]

Oh I usually bone those women later. Speaking to the manager is stressful.

You don't.

bruh

Reel tawk, bruv.

[MegaNigger]

I've fucked an older woman. She was so missionary for all the "lust" she claimed to have. Let down

[Moe Bitches]

Religion can be a let down at times.

SpoilerShow

That's fucking disappointing. When you want a grade A (and experienced) freak but you instead get paired with someone who's worse at fucking than a virgin's first time.

[MegaNigger]

Religion can be a let down at times.

SpoilerShow

That's fucking disappointing. When you want a grade A (and experienced) freak but you instead get paired with someone who's worse at fucking than a virgin's first time.

Dude it was vanilla as fuck. I'm actually pissed to this day.

[Tony Schiavone]

I've fucked an older woman. She was so missionary for all the "lust" she claimed to have. Let down

If they arent married, sex with older broads should really only be reserved for 15-18 year olds.
First time starter kits or emergency virginity enders.


They're exactly like an old high mileage used car. Acceptable only when it's your first automobile and you're a teenager who cant afford anything better.

The second you can leave it on the side of the road for someone else to deal with, you do so.

[GitGud]

I've fucked an older woman. She was so missionary for all the "lust" she claimed to have. Let down

If they arent married, sex with older broads should really only be reserved for 15-18 year olds.
First time starter kits or emergency virginity enders.


They're exactly like an old high mileage used car. Acceptable only when it's your first automobile and you're a teenager who cant afford anything better.

The second you can leave it on the side of the road for someone else to deal with, you do so.

Fuck....now i must tell tell that to my wife and mother in law.

"You know, woman age like cars. If you get a cheap, low mileage car that is 1 year old, something is wrong with it. If you get a older modell it has bumps and scratches, while the good ones are collector items. And then you get the old beaters, only good for novice drivers and people who cannot get something better...."