Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Has this guy ever slept with a woman in his entire life?

Aside from his mother?

[da PAC Nigguh]

He is the most Norman Bates-like of any IN.

[Guest]

Has this guy ever slept with a woman in his entire life?

Remember that he threw up watching porn.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's what you deserve for watching 2 Girls, 1 Cup.

[Guest]

I honestly think he's a serial killer. There was a video of a bunch of Channel Awesome INs eating candy in a hotel room (?) and he's sitting on the bed like an awkward little child trying desperately to fit in, like he doesn't know what it's like to actually be human.

[Moe Bitches]

Or tried to reenact it.

[Guest]

Has this guy ever slept with a woman in his entire life?

He's slept with as many women as the average DHI poster.

[Newhalf]

So just a pair of severed legs, then?
Checks out. He does have that crazy serial killer look down.

[Guest]

That's what you deserve for watching 2 Girls, 1 Cup.

Nah nigga. He threw up watching tame vanilla porn. Just the thought of putting his dick in a woman made him vomit.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh, I think that was just him realizing that "sex" does not usually involve getting a toilet brush shoved up your rectum.