DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Le Redditeur]

People don't like DSP these mostly because of his sense of entitlement. That's all there is to it. He begs for money, then he feels entitled to it, then he spends it all on nonsense, rinse, repeat. He's a bum asking for money, then complaining that you disnt give enough. There was even a point that was made on Twitter that, these days, you can't even get mad at the dents giving him money. What are we supposed to do, try to stop Phil from draining OIC's bank account dry? The dents deserve it.

Also, please don't lose perspective here. Phil's trolls and a-logs never went out of their way to fuck with him, despite the lies he tries to spin when begging. Compare to what Wings or Boogie or Ralph went through (to stay in the realm of the fat shitheads). The worst thing that happened to Phil were the bank leaks (as in, someone actually commited a felony), and that was done just in an attempt to document and explain his mysterious spending habits. No one stole money from him, or showed up to his door attempting to fight him, or traveled just to stalk him andto punch his face. As far as lolcows go, DSP always had it easy and it's only because he's an egoistic bitch that he feels under attack.

[Kama]

My point is that you don’t even need to fuck with him anymore. It’s not 10 years ago anymore when it was actually funny and he did shit that kind of deserved it like I said if everybody just completely abandoned DSP and finally moved on. He would be gone in less than a year. Begging for pennies to pay his taxes and more wrestling jpegs is all he’s got left. At this point to me it seems like the only reason people even “hate” him is because they get something beneficial out of it. It’s not worth it. Just let it die already. it’s time to pull the plug by everyone just unanimously, deciding to just be done with him for good and never even talk about him ever again as well as never make videos about him either.

And I say that because I’ve seen most of the current videos that people put up about him and there’s literally nothing in them to complain about outside of the usual shit and sometimes it’s just people reaching for something to complain about. Hell talk about pulling the plug Phil could be in an actual vegetative state being kept alive by machines in the hospital and people would still find a way to make videos about him and how he’s fucking up being a literal brain dead human being in the hospital.. that’s how stupid I think this has gotten

[rabidtictac]

Only retards still fuck with him. We just point and laugh. Which is all I ever do anywhere else on the internet, too. Hell, even most the detractors at this point don't fuck with him. Just a few retarded ones like Doody and whichever flavor of the month wants to become the new SoK.

You're wrong that he would go away without trolls though. The dude has been begging for literally his entire online career. He begged for money and scammed people long before he had any kind of troll fanbase. If the trolls disappeared tomorrow he could keep scamming and begging until the day he dies. Same as he'll do with them. The trolls have helped him at times but they've also hurt his ability to find new whales and spread his influence to the mainstream. He'll always be known as the guy who filmed himself masturbating on camera in front of thousands of children.

I continue to watch and laugh because I find his antics amusing. He's the quintessential lolcow. And bonus points if you've ever wanted a case study for narcissistic personality disorder. He demonstrates all of the NPD qualities and he's forever online, so you have no shortage of material to look at. Entertaining and educational! His prestreams, for example, are a perfect example of narcissistic supply. There's no reason for them to get longer every year and gameplay to get shorter except that Phil loves to hear himself talk and he loves holding games for ransom over a captive audience.

[Le Redditeur]

A few years ago, people proposed a "NoRalphNovember" on the internet and voluntarily decided to not mention or talk about Ralph at all for an entire month.

I've proposed the idea of a "No DeeAssPee December" (because of the alliteration, see? *snort*) to see what would happen if he suddenly lost the troll attention for a while. For Ralph, it was a miserable experience, and he coped with it by going hard on his xaniberries. I wonder what would happen to Phil in that case - probably gloat about it and spin a pahsitive take to it, but one entire month of only talking to his own dented fans would make him incredibly toxic, I believe. Too bad it's too hard to coordinate such a thing.

[Complicity]

With how dumb Phil is, I'm surprised he didn't qualify for disability.

If the American government offered him 5 grand a month for the rest of his life on the condition of being publicly and legally recognized as a retard, i believe that Fill would refuse.
The issue that cripples him the most is tying his entire identity to the mythological figure of the galaxy-brained pro gamer, and to this day he refuses to let that shit go.
Every time he streams, he's desperate to prove to his audience that he's better than others at vidya.
He tries to speedrun every vidya he plays, because in his mind the galaxy-brained pro gamer speedruns everything flawlessly.
He inevitably fails as a result, and blames everything and everyone but himself, because in his mind a pro gamer doesn't make mistakes.
If he stopped caring about proving how "good" he is, he would immediately become a better player and a better streamer.

I wonder what would happen to Phil in that case

He would absolutely declare it an epic W, dehtraktors vanquished and defeated forever.

[wulfenlord]

Not versed in GaySidePhil lore, did he ever agree to have a competetive SF 4/5/6 match against randos to get pummeled by his audience, or is he like a shy and fleeting grandmaster like our Lord of Tekken or "I start in third gear" Rogers?

[Kama]

That’s fine if you want to point and laugh at him. I just don’t see why you'd want to at this point. He literally is the homeless guy begging for change . At least with Linkara there’s still new shit to laugh about

Even if you guys aren’t doing it all, I’ve seen people do on YouTube and Twitter is just use him to go “haha DSP mirite? Give me views and attention..” I mean yeah he’s just a sad man who needs to wear vests to pay his taxes and keep his house when he’s not spending it all on his gambling addiction and being an irresponsible adult

[rabidtictac]

That’s fine if you want to point and laugh at him. I just don’t see why you'd want to at this point. He literally is the homeless guy begging for change . At least with Linkara there’s still new shit to laugh about

You don't get any enjoyment out of watching a pigroach flail around trying to fix computer problems that any five year old would tell him to just google?

Last couple tech problems he had, the solution was literally "have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

Not versed in GaySidePhil lore, did he ever agree to have a competetive SF 4/5/6 match against randos to get pummeled by his audience, or is he like a shy and fleeting grandmaster like our Lord of Tekken or "I start in third gear" Rogers?

He gets stream sniped all the time by trolls in fighting games and he often loses to them. SF6 casuals was mostly against trolls. An endless stream of Kens and Cammys were handing him his ass.

[Kugelfisch]

And there it is:

Trolling was never the answer. Build him up and see him fail.
The 70 IQ Kino Casino chat zoomers legit gave Fill a chance and even they figured out that listening to a fat idiot beg for 90 minutes, before even turning the Gaystation on, is not worth hanging around for.

You could never humiliate him worse than making him leave his hugbox to beg for views!

Why still bother with him? Because this is DHI, pal. This dead horse still has a lot of getting beaten in it!

[Kama]

A few years ago, people proposed a "NoRalphNovember" on the internet and voluntarily decided to not mention or talk about Ralph at all for an entire month.

I've proposed the idea of a "No DeeAssPee December" (because of the alliteration, see? *snort*) to see what would happen if he suddenly lost the troll attention for a while. For Ralph, it was a miserable experience, and he coped with it by going hard on his xaniberries. I wonder what would happen to Phil in that case - probably gloat about it and spin a pahsitive take to it, but one entire month of only talking to his own dented fans would make him incredibly toxic, I believe. Too bad it's too hard to coordinate such a thing.

How about a whole year instead of a month?

That’s fine if you want to point and laugh at him. I just don’t see why you'd want to at this point. He literally is the homeless guy begging for change . At least with Linkara there’s still new shit to laugh about

You don't get any enjoyment out of watching a pigroach flail around trying to fix computer problems that any five year old would tell him to just google?

Last couple tech problems he had, the solution was literally "have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

Not versed in GaySidePhil lore, did he ever agree to have a competetive SF 4/5/6 match against randos to get pummeled by his audience, or is he like a shy and fleeting grandmaster like our Lord of Tekken or "I start in third gear" Rogers?

He gets stream sniped all the time by trolls in fighting games and he often loses to them. SF6 casuals was mostly against trolls. An endless stream of Kens and Cammys were handing him his ass.

I mean, he’s a boomer that’s about as funny as an elderly person falling for a Nigerian prince scam