The Co-Optional Bitchfest

[rabidtictac]

ayyy lmao if they made a movie about the rest of total biscuit's life, they could call it Gone in 60 Seconds.

Die and let Live
Don't Die another Day
How I got my Cancer
The Arse and the Cancerous

I object to the first one on the grounds it has "live" in it. No movie about totalbiscuit could feature those words. More like "Don't Live and Let Die (of cancer)"

The Crow would be a good title too.

[Guest]

ayyy lmao if they made a movie about the rest of total biscuit's life, they could call it Gone in 60 Seconds Frames.

[Pepsi Man]

Guest makes a good point.

Any TB film would have to be filmed in a fluctuating 12 to 24 fps just to piss off TB's ghost.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

TB brought it on himself by spending his entire professional career being the most vile, condescending cunt he possibly could be. Oh you're criticizing his highness? You've already been replaced. Not bowing to his every desire? Get cancer and die.

Fuck him.

For any talk about "Don't disrespect the soon-to-be dead", anyone familiar with him will never forget how he will die in the exact same way he wished upon someone else. Or how he said how easy people are to replace when a good chunk of his fanbase is currently looking for someone to fill the void in their entertainment he will soon create.

He's like the poster child for karmic backlash.

Is TotalAssCancer fucking dead yet?

He only has 50 years left.

Maybe the idiot who claimed this meant that he could become 50. Not that this is any likelier, though.

[Keith Chegwin]

If I were his nurse I would just stab him repeatedly, to death, and when he's dead I would say 'is that on target for you, bitch?'

This is needlessly edgy. Like, way out of character. Holy shit.

I thought it was pretty good actually

[Kugelfisch]

I object to the first one on the grounds it has "live" in it. No movie about totalbiscuit could feature those words. More like "Don't Live and Let Die (of cancer)"

The Crow would be a good title too.

How about "Liver, let's Die" then?
Gone with the Cancer
How to lose your Life in 10 Days
Dude, where's my Medical Trials?
42 Failed Chemos
The Arsecancers: Age of Colon
Alvin and the Wrecked Bum
Colon: A Cancer Story
Lock, Stock and One Dyeing Asshole

[Poonoo]

ayyy lmao if they made a movie about the rest of total biscuit's life, they could call it Gone in 60 Seconds Frames.

Guest posting wasn't a mistake

[BobbyBoucher]

I object to the first one on the grounds it has "live" in it. No movie about totalbiscuit could feature those words. More like "Don't Live and Let Die (of cancer)"

The Crow would be a good title too.

How about "Liver, let's Die" then?
Gone with the Cancer
How to lose your Life in 10 Days
Dude, where's my Medical Trials?
42 Failed Chemos
The Arsecancers: Age of Colon
Alvin and the Wrecked Bum
Colon: A Cancer Story
Lock, Stock and One Dyeing Asshole

Four Weekends and a Funeral

[Some Sick Fuck]

Not as good, but I feel inspired

Dodgebowel: The Untermench Story
2001: The Colon Odyssey
Citizen Brownstain
Cancer Wars: Ep 4 No Hope
Close Encounters of the Bed Ridden Type
Liverbusters
Dude, where is my wife's son?
Some like it in 60FPS
Blazing Hemmeroids
Almost Internet Famous
Raging Bum
To Kill a British Turd
Eternal Burning of the Cancerous Mind
Back to the Twitter
One Flew Over the Death Bed
Good USA Cucking
Dr. Tempertantrum or: How I Learned that Traps are Gay
The Big Chemowski

[Guest]

Registered posting was a mistake.