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This. Kojima's pretentious games are already movies so why bother?
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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Any sufficiently large IP shall become a Hollywood movie. No exceptions.
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That was my thought. Meanwhile Resident Evil is getting prepped to be fucked in the ass for a second time...goddamnit. I’m glad Parasite Eve is RIP now, I don’t need paki/loqueefa Aya Brea right now.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:15 pmOscar is a little too old to play Snake, if this is an adaptation of the PS1 original. But I guess he's not a terrible choice.
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Yeah, there will never be a Parasite Eve adaptation. The 3rd birthday came out way too late and was absolutely terrible.Sieg Zeon wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 6:55 pmThat was my thought. Meanwhile Resident Evil is getting prepped to be fucked in the ass for a second time...goddamnit. I’m glad Parasite Eve is RIP now, I don’t need paki/loqueefa Aya Brea right now.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:15 pmOscar is a little too old to play Snake, if this is an adaptation of the PS1 original. But I guess he's not a terrible choice.
I forgot to mention that they got a Latino to play Leon Scott Kennedy in the reboot. My sides.
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They would call it a RE ripoff anyways 'cause all the critters from the first game kinda look like animal Tyrants.
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The most I want from Parasite Eve would be the first two games remastered in the way FFVIII was, that’s it. The RE games are schizophrenic and I have no interest in Leon eSpaniol Kennedy. Hell there are already characters like Carlos (South American) and Ada (Chinese) but nooo, the entire cast needs to be color coated. Man the progressives don’t understand irony, at least I know the Japanese will shit all over these movies.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 7:14 pmYeah, there will never be a Parasite Eve adaptation. The 3rd birthday came out way too late and was absolutely terrible.Sieg Zeon wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 6:55 pmThat was my thought. Meanwhile Resident Evil is getting prepped to be fucked in the ass for a second time...goddamnit. I’m glad Parasite Eve is RIP now, I don’t need paki/loqueefa Aya Brea right now.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:15 pmOscar is a little too old to play Snake, if this is an adaptation of the PS1 original. But I guess he's not a terrible choice.
I forgot to mention that they got a Latino to play Leon Scott Kennedy in the reboot. My sides.
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So that shit about Jill being black in the Netflix Resident Evil wasn't a joke?
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Metal Gear Solid is overrated dogshit, but if you're going to cast Snake, you missed out big time on passing over Karl Urban at least as Big Boss. Isaac's voice is too prissy-sounding for Snake's cigarette-induced vocal cords.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 9:01 amThe director of Kong: Skull Island is directing Metal Gear Solid: The Movie with Oscar Isaac as Solid Snake. In before they cast Brie "Dat Ass" Larson as Meryl.
Also, Meryl's a ginger. Pedowood will cast a nignog or a kike instead.
Anyway, it's under Sony Pictures. That guarantees automatic failure by default. It was doomed from the start.
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Yep, a nigerian half breed. She really looks like Jill. alright, ugh. Fuck Hollywoke, I don’t even want a movie.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Dec 05, 2020 8:19 pmSo that shit about Jill being black in the Netflix Resident Evil wasn't a joke?
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