Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[drisko]

It's time again. Get your wallets ready, assholes.

So it's a remake of some guy's movie that Brad didn't write? But he's not asking for much so it'll probably still be shit.

[RedLine]

Only $15,600 and it isn't even his movie?
Is this just the foreplay before he hits us with the $60K embezzlement "movie" budget in January?

[whatevs]

Brad and Laura go see the 30th Anniversary rerelease of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live action movie from 1990. It also marks Laura's first time seeing the movie.

I'm not one to see something inherently wrong with age differences between two adults in a relationship, but do these two share any common interests?

[RAPEMAN]

I personally don't see the issue of age gaps as my parents had a ten year gap but, yea, these two have no chemistry together. I have no idea why she settled for Brad at such an early age. This is the time any same woman would be sewing her oats.

[mad bum]

Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it.

[Guest]

Tyrone left a large gap in Laura's asshole.

[mad bum]

Laura needs to release the tiddies, only way I'm watching that shit.

[Kugelfisch]

I think you'll find that a majority of couples don't really share interests. It's why most marriages fail and why you can't be friends with women.

[Newhalf]

See, there's that one advantage to transwahmen, they'll like some of the same crap you do, such as taking it up the poop chute.

Also I'm a stupid ignorant so I don't know if I'm supposed to know Dustin Mills? The way he touts this name makes me think I should.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Probably not. It's just a bit of "I'm working with an (actual for realz) director. I'm so legit!"

EDIT: According to imdb it's just some nobody who's been cranking out indie horror flicks you've never heard of since 2010 (when he made the original Puppet Monster Massacre). Who knows if he's ready for the inevitable cancel crusade of a certain someone.

Brad probably identifies with his cult classic Kill That Bitch.

I'm not one to see something inherently wrong with age differences between two adults in a relationship, but do these two share any common interests?

Sex.

It's time again. Get your wallets ready, assholes.

Somewhere, in the distance, an ancient evil stirs to howl in agony.