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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:50 am

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https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/04/22/ente ... index.html

Round of applause everybody.
>being the main character in something similar to Descendants, a soulless Disney production solely for its teen audience that would've been a Made-for-TV/DVD production in pre-digital times

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:06 am

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Because I know some people want to hear about how films are made. But I don't.
I'm of the completely opposite opinion, the real world circumstances behind how movies are made are exponentially more interesting than the film itself, even if the film isn't shit.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:08 am

Guest wrote:
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rabidtictac wrote:
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Because I know some people want to hear about how films are made. But I don't.
I'm of the completely opposite opinion, the real world circumstances behind how movies are made are exponentially more interesting than the film itself, even if the film isn't shit.
It was interesting at first, but the shop talk gets old after a while. I know there are those who love that sort of commentary, but there's only so many times I can be told about the same shit.
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Post by Guest » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:41 am

Brosnan was pissed when they replaced him but he was super complimentary in the video. Getting a commentary from him fifteen years ago would have been so much more interesting. Goddamn he's old. I think Lazenby's more spry at this point.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by JL Unlimited » Thu Apr 23, 2020 3:26 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:45 am
As useless as film critics are, they are at least a semi-impartial observer. You can agree or disagree with what they have to say. Since they're not the creator, they don't own the film any more than a viewer does. They give you a lot to think about, but you can still walk away with your own opinions.


You make a valid argument, but personally, I trust critics about as far as I can throw them. Either they’re pretentious snobs, who think that Gene Deitch was an underrated genius, or a shitlib who thinks that Cars’ tribute to the 1950’s and Middle America sets a dangerous precedent.
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Post by rabidtictac » Thu Apr 23, 2020 3:35 pm

Depends. I have nothing but praise for the commentary of folks like Michael Jeck and Tony Rayns. I'm not saying you should take seriously some fucking Brad Jones-tier movie """"critic.""" But with a director whose filmography spans decades, there are legit scholars out there who study their work and are capable of putting together a solid film analysis. While, I might add, interspersing bits about the practical side of film making. And/or the director's personal history. A film critic can talk dispassionately about (for example) the death of Akira Kurosawa's brother, and how that might have influenced Kurosawa's movies. I think that would be hard for the director himself to do. Or about how Kenji Mizoguchi was supported financially by his sister marrying into a rich family (she did it to support the rest of the kids), and how this theme of self-sacrificing women shows up in his movies. I've never heard Ridley Scott get that intimate in his dvd commentaries. A film critic can bring that shit up though, because they have emotional distance.
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Post by Moe Bitches » Thu Apr 23, 2020 4:22 pm

Those Gene Deitch shorts are underrated for a reason. I just like to laugh at how bad it is. I see no genius in any, not even the Cartoon Kit one.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 23, 2020 4:24 pm

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:21 pm

Uwe Boll makes the best commentaries. Prove me wrong.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:04 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:21 pm
Uwe Boll makes the best commentaries. Prove me wrong.
I believe you but I don't think I've ever actually seen one of his commentaries.
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