DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[MegaNigger]

You guys are really stretching again.

Could be worse. We could be the Kiwis and their escort conspiracy.

[Some Sick Fuck]

The only thing that's stretching is Phil's list of bullshit excuses and lies.

That rocking sure is curious. I think I have seen homeless people do that, so it can be anything, and clearly it's not good. Tic, I don't know, not sure if you could "learn" to move your body this much unvoluntarily, I would assume it's more likely something happening from alcohol abuse or just too much stress since Phil doesn't socialize and is mercilessly mocked every day, and his only defence is delusion of how great of a person he is.

[Kugelfisch]

It doesn't look like it's intentional for excercise. Also lol DSP doing any in the first place.
I'm no medical expert (no shit) but rocking like that can have many causes and none of them are good. Stress could be a cause. There's always some shit he's keeping secret and hoping to god nobody ever figures out.

[rabidtictac]

King tut the new quality paypig is back and gifting subs again. DSP has been begging and crying for Tut to come back. Guess he doesn't give a shit about artificial vs actual growth and just wants more whales throwing money at him for no reason. If he streamed and had 1 person show up and 1 person gave him $10,000, he'd be happy.

DSP reminds me of that song from Chicago "All I Care About Is Love."



"All I care about is organic growth and pahsitivity!"

I don’t care about expensive things
gaming coats, Evo rings
Don’t mean a thing
All I care about is pahsitivity
That’s what I’m here for

I don’t care for ownin' keurig pots
ballin' cars, paid-for thots
Don’t mean a thing
All I care about is having fun on streams!

Give me two eyes a' gleam
Softly saying, "please dude, stream"
Let me see the view count there
And honest, mister, I’m a millionaire

I don’t care for any mario attire
Miyamoto might admire
No, no, not me
All I care about is games

It may be sound odd
But all I care about is games
That’s what I'm here for
Honest to god
All I care about is games!

Show me games, on the shelves
Rated M, or E-12
When I'm variety streamin' free
Keep your money, that’s enough for me
I don’t care for drivin’ brand new cars
Or drinkin' gin, at all hours
No, no, not me
All I care about

is doing the shills in
that are lying to you
i'm the honest guy
you know I'm true blue

All I care about

Is...

GAAAAAAMES!

[Angelfire Memes]

Dgnkiller's twitter is just full of quotes of DSP slobbering over Tut's dick but still begging. Absolutely haram tbh.

[Le Redditeur]

I wonder if this new paypig never heard of titty streamers, or if he's just confused by DSP's gynormous tits.

[Kugelfisch]

He's got people talking. That's all that matters.

[rabidtictac]

well here's what the COMMUNICATION MISHAP really was about.............

This idiot sent a free game to DSP, but he already bought the game, so instead of REFUNDING the guy, he pretend to be generous and gave the key send by the guy away without even mentioning it was this guy who bought the key for him..........what a greedy fucking pigroach

Pigroach "gave away" a free copy of tomb raider that his cuck fan bought for him and didn't refund the guy or do anything to credit the fan for the code.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Pigroach "gave away" a free copy of tomb raider that his cuck fan bought for him and didn't refund the guy or do anything to credit the fan for the code.

Probably figured "He gave it to me, so it's mine and mine alone *snort*!"

[Kugelfisch]

Like getting a Christmas gift and saying "Great! Do you have the receipt as well or do I have to pawn that shit off?".