April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[RAPEMAN]

ACTUAL LEE.

Do that to Bennett, he loves it and will not spaz-out on in the comments section.

[Spergy McSperge]

Liz claims that Linky never got to touch the sweet tranny-rod of desire. Considering that Liz outed him on other weird stuff he was into, it is probably the truth.

To some extent that is even sadder. Lewis craves the she-wang and actually dated a tranny but never got to cockslut for it.

So what? Did he just fuck her in the ass the whole time and that's it? That's sort of odd, most normal couples gay straight or whatever will still give each other oral. Liz must've really hated him to not let him go down, she had to know how much he wanted to deep throat that tranny cock.

He's probably one of those guys who thinks oral is dirty no matter what. It's pretty common for dudes to be grossed out by the idea of eating pussy even in this day and age, so I don't find it hard to believe he never wanted to suck Liz off. He probably just wanted to jack her off or something along those lines.

You could probably go ask Liz what they actually did. She's pretty open about everything. Ask if he stalked anyone while they were together while you're at it.

Well, Linkara's a pansy so I'd believe that, the stalking is news to me though. Though I did listen to that podcast and she was actually surprised at all the shit he was into. Seriously? If he's into herms and trannies I don't think the fact that he's depraved would be all that surprising,

[Guest]

ACTUAL LEE.

Do that to Bennett, he loves it and will not spaz-out on in the comments section.

Wait, I feel like there's a story here I haven't heard.

[Rapeculture]

Hey fellas, who would you rather bang, April or Iron Liz?

.............

I'll just ban myself right now......

If I were forced to choose I'd choose vagina over cock (mutilated or otherwise) everytime.
I'm not a fag. Pretty dude is still a dude.

Are we allowed to put bags on their heads? If so, I'll go for the one without the mutilated cock.

I'm right there with ya, gangstas.

I find April unlikable as hell, and she has a goofy alien-like face, but she still, presumably, has a real vag.

[pibbs]

I'm going to go against popular opinion here and say...

I'd fuck April.
Hanging at a party, drinking my rum and Coke (lots of r and c) and she was into me, and no better pussy around... I'd bang her. Wouldn't date her. But I'd bang. And I wouldn't fucking give her my number, because I wouldn't want to see that bitch again.

[RAPEMAN]

ACTUAL LEE.

Do that to Bennett, he loves it and will not spaz-out on in the comments section.

Wait, I feel like there's a story here I haven't heard.

No, not really. He just stated he really hates being actually'd.

[Rapeculture]

I'm going to go against popular opinion here and say...

I'd fuck April.
Hanging at a party, drinking my rum and Coke (lots of r and c) and she was into me, and no better pussy around... I'd bang her. Wouldn't date her. But I'd bang. And I wouldn't fucking give her my number, because I wouldn't want to see that bitch again.

She'd have to throw that pussy at me with HADOUKEN strength and I'd have to be pretty shitfaced to even consider it. She isn't my type, her personality is absolute shite, and she had Spoony's dick in her. That last part alone is why I probably wouldn't fuck her anyway. I couldn't stand having sex with something that Spoony was inside of.

[pibbs]

I'm going to go against popular opinion here and say...

I'd fuck April.
Hanging at a party, drinking my rum and Coke (lots of r and c) and she was into me, and no better pussy around... I'd bang her. Wouldn't date her. But I'd bang. And I wouldn't fucking give her my number, because I wouldn't want to see that bitch again.

She'd have to throw that pussy at me with HADOUKEN strength and I'd have to be pretty shitfaced to even consider it. She isn't my type, her personality is absolute shite, and she had Spoony's dick in her. That last part alone is why I probably wouldn't fuck her anyway. I couldn't stand having sex with something that Spoony was inside of.

Fuck. I forgot about that. You're right, I don't want no Tang that's been tainted by CA dirty dick.

[Rapeculture]

I'm going to go against popular opinion here and say...

I'd fuck April.
Hanging at a party, drinking my rum and Coke (lots of r and c) and she was into me, and no better pussy around... I'd bang her. Wouldn't date her. But I'd bang. And I wouldn't fucking give her my number, because I wouldn't want to see that bitch again.

She'd have to throw that pussy at me with HADOUKEN strength and I'd have to be pretty shitfaced to even consider it. She isn't my type, her personality is absolute shite, and she had Spoony's dick in her. That last part alone is why I probably wouldn't fuck her anyway. I couldn't stand having sex with something that Spoony was inside of.

Fuck. I forgot about that. You're right, I don't want no Tang that's been tainted by CA dirty dick.

Kek, however, if Spoony had never had the chance to put his Trump-hating cock in her, it'd be a different story. But like you, I'd be down to fuck probably, but not date. We know she's a freak, and in her 30's on top of that. She's probably dying for some D. I guarantee you that Spoony ain't getting the job done.

[rabidtictac]

She spends hours a day schlicking to fucking skyrim mods, of course she's down for the D.