I'm in way over my head on the Skeptic lore, and when it comes to June I put my faith in the mean fucking cunts at lolcow.farm.
Here is what I discovered. First, some Fat Farmer fan art.
1. Shoe apparently moved to a different place closer to the border just to be near Armored, living alone in a small and empty apartment with a rabbit and sleeping on a mattress on the floor.
2. June on turning 30:
3. Shoe before she discovered the internet and realized men just like to hear what they think repeated back to them:
4. Skeptic's past is funnier than hers.
>Still blames his parents for his intellectual failures and general stupidity because, in his words, “they weren’t smart enough to raise a genius.”
>Goes to a community college and majors in art. Shortly after he fails out.
>Made a shitty web comic for three years that was on the same level as Sonichu from ages 19-21. (he was willing to make more of these comics in 2015 when he was 31)
>Becomes a Messianic Jew, first cult he joined, and goes into debt from doomsday prepping. Believes in crazy conspiracy theories, like “The Simpsons” can predict the future.
>Becomes an atheist because of Amazing Atheist videos. Joins Atheism+, his second cult. Atheism+ guys can’t stand him and eventually dox him to make him go away.
>Spent loads of money on man-child toys and would hide them from his wife.
>Cheats on his wife with various women (Shoe0nhead, Jenny McDermott, and a catfish who went by River, including a few other unknown women). His wife found out and sent messages to these women telling them to not contact him anymore. Shortly after, he gets a divorce and immediately starts publically dating Shoe.
5. Skeptic is the stock "bad date creep" on every female-oriented sitcom.
6. LEAK: Breaking up with Skeptic made June realize how lonely she is
7. Dealing with a "bf" in another country for 5 years convinced Shoe she should medicate herself with adderall.
8. Skeptic used to unironically post and even make things like this.
9. Based Shoe.
10. Worse than Spoony
11. The fat farmers think this is pretty fucking autistic and I agree.
12. She posted this last week.
BONUS:
Mean girls made Brittany Venti and Shoe fan art uWu
