Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

Dude turned 44 today.

He seems much older, doesn't he?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He certainly lost his edge. A couple years earlier he'd respond to the resul with a "*sigh*, really?"

[pibbs]

He bailed on it 10 minutes in and played the other. TBF it looked like a terrible game.

[Rushy]

Seems like that cameo in one of Brad's videos didn't lead to anything.

[Kugelfisch]

>boring garbage
>boring garbage
>pick one
Classic Spoonfag stream! Can't blame him for a boring stream if he makes all the choices awful, right?

Still funny that he's such a bitter twat that he wouldn't even treat himself to a good birthday stream by picking a game he likes. Probably because he likes nothing at this point.

[rabidtictac]

Spoony is the living example of "nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms."

Stop being such a fucking loser, fuckboy! Do something fun! Take Miles to a strip joint and then pay for a hooker to share afterwards. At least play a game with some excitement in it.

[pibbs]

I have a theory about the games he picks. He thinks he's smart, but sucks at any game requiring skill. So he picks these boring ass games because he thinks they require brains. Thus, a boring experience for the viewer and he still sucks because he's not actually as clever as he thinks he is.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He should just play a walking simulator. They play themselves.

[Complicity]

Still funny that he's such a bitter twat that he wouldn't even treat himself to a good birthday stream by picking a game he likes. Probably because he likes nothing at this point.

The only game he may have liked was Skyrim on easy mode, and he got tired of that too.

I have a theory about the games he picks. He thinks he's smart, but sucks at any game requiring skill. So he picks these boring ass games because he thinks they require brains. Thus, a boring experience for the viewer and he still sucks because he's not actually as clever as he thinks he is.

My thoughts exactly, and i may even have posted something similar in the past.
Spoony is literally the same as DSP when it comes to figure out a videogame, and blaming his failure to do so on "bad game design".

He should just play a walking simulator. They play themselves.

His idea of a good game is something piss easy that holds his hand, but not too blatantly so to hurt his unwarranted self importance.
He pretends to be this hardcore, genius gamer, but then he likes dumb slop like Skyrim and shits on Nocturne.
Did he ever say anything about Morrowind or Deus EX? I bet he would have nothing but complaints against those two if it was safe to shit on them.

I looked into those two games mentioned in the tweet.
One is a Slay The Spire clone with slightly more complex math; i assume that's the one he ragequitted like the idiot he is.
The other is a shitty detective game that holds the player's hand through the case solving, so i assume that's the one he played.

[Kugelfisch]

He absolutely sucks at vidya. His attempts at playing Fallout 2 and X-Com were embarrassing.