Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Rapeculture]

If you don’t like the shilling, don’t contribute. And don’t follow him on Twitter. GASP! It’s so easy!

And at least he actually spends it on the fucking movie, unlike Doge. (Union crew for JESUS, BRO.)

But what do I know? I’m just a guy who’s met Brad…and who lives four states away. Fuck, I don’t even live in the same state as Thor.

My god, you are just so proud to have met Brad. I bet he gives a real big shit about you. Like the kind of shit he takes when he shits out garbage like Disco.

See, we may occasionally poke fun at Brad for his failed marriages and relationships, his SJW libtard opinions, his strawmanning and his greed (especially when it came to his latest crowdfunding with Cinema Snob 2), but it's mostly his work that we think blows goats. This is what the majority of these threads in Internet Nobodies are about (with the exception of Spoony, because he makes no shows, although someone here covers his streams).

Watching creators shit out horrible shows and movies is like watching a car wreck, it's interesting, but only in the manner that you can't look away. Are you going to tell me that something like Disco is even remotely okay? I mean seriously.

I will agree in your assessment of Doge Walker though. He and particularly Michaud misused the money given to them for that silly game show of theirs.

Also, what the fuck does Doge mean? Sounds like some stupid injoke that stopped being clever 5 years ago.

The forum does that automatically, changes his name to Doge even if you type his name correctly.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Then again, Brad hide his latest movie behind a Patreon paywall to mask all the copyrighted music he didn't actually get permission to use.

Also, what the fuck does Doge mean? Sounds like some stupid injoke that stopped being clever 5 years ago.

It appears you don't have a firm grasp on theoretical physics. Otherwise this simple joke wouldn't go so far above your head.

[AlexCaligula]

If his stuff blows goats, don’t watch it. I hate THE BIG BANG THEORY, for example. Therefore, I don’t watch it.

Brad’s stuff, I kinda like. He makes me laugh. And he watches really fucked up shit, which makes me like his stuff more. (CALIGULA is also one of my favorite movies…and I’m actually shocked at the amount of women I’ve shown that movie to who liked it. I’ve even had sex while CALIGULA was playing on the TV.)

As for DISCO. Nobody is saying it’s as good as something by Kubrick, or even as good as CALIGULA…but it’s basically a low-budget movie a guy did over a weekend with his buddies. It’s enjoyable enough on that level.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Sure I’ve never had sex. I somehow got AIDS without ever having sex, despite having numerous photos with hot chicks wrapped around my arms.

Truly, you are the height of logic. Now go amuse me some more.

Get your eyes checked mate.


Whahahah dude looks up to Brad fucking Jones of all people and we are pathetic?
Probably talks about liking Caligula just for senpai to notice him as well hahaha shiiit that is so sad, I think we found Brad's cuckson.

[Guest]

Keep your IRL faggotry off my shit posting board you massive homo.

Another faggot who thinks having sex is some monumental accomplishment to boast about. This happens with people who finally manage to get pussy in their 30s and treat it like winning the Nobel Prize.

Smart people don't have sex.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Refilling your sperm pool just eats away at your brain power.

As for DISCO. Nobody is saying it’s as good as something by Kubrick, or even as good as CALIGULA…but it’s basically a low-budget movie a guy did over a weekend with his buddies. It’s enjoyable enough on that level.

A low-budget movie.
Filmed over the weekend.
With his buddies as actors.
Which somehow required a whole crowdfunding campaign.

[AlexCaligula]

DISCO was crowdfunded? This, I don’t remember. JESUS, BRO I remember, but DISCO?

And as far as heroes go, a guy who watches porn for a living seems like as good a hero as any.

[Rapeculture]

If his stuff blows goats, don’t watch it. I hate THE BIG BANG THEORY, for example. Therefore, I don’t watch it.

Yeah, BBT was a legitimately bad show. I gave it a chance when it first started all those years ago, but hated it almost immediately. Thankfully, it's on it's way out.

I used to watch the Cinema Snob and liked it originally, but Brad seemed to change the character over time. He used to be more subtle in his delivery, but devolved into an angry reviewer as it went on, in my opinion.

And as far as heroes go, a guy who watches porn for a living seems like as good a hero as any.

I do still like this about this about the show actually.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

DISCO was crowdfunded? This, I don’t remember. JESUS, BRO I remember, but DISCO?

And as far as heroes go, a guy who watches porn for a living seems like as good a hero as any.

Sheeeat, I think I got the two movies confused.

[Whybother]

When was the last time Brad actually made his living watching porn? Seems to me he now makes a living bitching about blockbusters in his car and shitting on Christian B-Movies.