April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She looks Asian, bro.

Could have some Native American blood in her, which explains her hatred towards her *white* relatives.

[da PAC Nigguh]

She looks Asian, bro.

Could have some Native American blood in her, which explains her hatred towards her *white* relatives.

It would explain the public intoxication, too.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Ellis, Ellis, who the fuck is Ellis?

[pibbs]

This was back in July. She must be in total despair now. It's called the Spoony Effect.

[Charlar]

This was back in July. She must be in total despair now. It's called the Spoony Virus.

FTFY

[moon625]

Please retitle this thread to April von Loon

[pibbs]

I dare you to fap to it.

[drisko]

Is it me or does she kind of look like a young Spoony in some of those photos? Like, I can see it in the way their faces are shaped. Guess that's what appealed to him, he can pretend he's fucking himself.

[Guest]

Her face is unfortunate. I'm not sure if her body was ever any good.

[Kugelfisch]

Omega is Spoon. I thought the lower you went on the alphabet the worse you were.

Omega is the last letter in the Greek alphabet. "I am the alpha and the omega" The beginning and the end.

I believe Spoony is gay and has really always been gay but not wanting to accept the fact that he's gay he found himself getting in relationships with whatever women would have him.

In light of more recent tweets from him this is a fine theory.

What man keeps a woman in his house that doesn't pay pills, cook, clean... that he doesn't even fuck that he has no kids with and is not married or obligated too but a gay man in denial?

Seriously a strong point.

*WHOOOOOSH!*

She's posted libtard SJW shit in the past. Use to blame crap on Prez Bush.

Who didn't? April has no political opinion. She is, at best, aping the current popular thing and even in that she doesn't seem interested.
Spoony just needs something to hate. That's all. He needs something to hate without any opposition. You can blame April for being an enabler. For being a weak-willed and useless cunt that adds absolutely nothing to a man besides a hole to fuck. But she surely isn't the kind of bitch that would try and influence a man's political leaning. She's too daft for that and doesn't have a strong opinion about such things.