Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

What does he have to work for? He gets all his billth paid for

Believe it or not people do tend to need money for more than paying bills

and he can do whatever he wants to.

He can do whatever he wants so long as his loser cop brother can afford it and is willing to pay for it. Whereas if he had a job and his own money he could do whatever he wants so long as he can pay for it

What does he need more for when he grows old? He can give everything he owns(which isn't much) to the state and let medicaid pay for his old folks home where he can jack off and play videogames.

It's cute that you think there's going to be medicaid or old folks homes by the time Spoony is old enough to be in one. Especially given all that's happened over the last two years

I mean, fuck, social security's going to be depleted by 2033. Where is the Spoony old folks home money going to come from?

[Guest]

While Spoony is doing okay as leech, one random event like toothache (or anything teeth-related) - and he's fucked.

[Guest]

I don't understand why you guys can't see the long con here. He's probably on disability and medicaid. He has a long public battle with mental health issues and he's emotionally unable to work. No one would fake what he's faking. So now his medical billth are 0 and he gets money for nothing from the state.

[Deckard]

If my life got to that point I'd probably kill myself.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Rule No. 1 of social media: It's never as bad as they keep whining about.

And oh sheeeat, I don't think @DepressionMuse has ever been this serious

The only version of the song worthy of this situation:


Oh, and the tweet immediately before her latest "I'm gonna kill myself" rants?

Reminds me of how Boogie would cultivate two different narratives ("I'm hot shit" vs "I'm sooo poor!") and expect his fans to ignore the one that doesn't fit into their perception of him.

Are you guys jealous of spoony at all?

You could probably have a few keks with a loyal twitter puppy like Rachel if you decided to actively fuck with her.
Doesn't even need to be verbal abuse or anything. Just look up what she likes (Mulan for example) and then start shitting on it so she has to retcon her love for that thing out of existence or suffer your wrath for having the wrong opinion.

[Guest]

I don't understand why you guys can't see the long con here. He's probably on disability and medicaid. He has a long public battle with mental health issues and he's emotionally unable to work. No one would fake what he's faking. So now his medical billth are 0 and he gets money for nothing from the state.

Since Spoony isn't a nog or a front-hole with one or more goblin spawn, I'd imagine it's a much more arduous process for him to get gibs. One he might be too lazy to sign up for himself.

[Guest]

Getting gibs would require effort. I imagine he's also trying to avoid having his address on file as far as possible. It's not like the house sale covered his mortgage and who knows how much credit card debt he racked up in Aurora.

[Guest]

Getting gibs would require effort.

This is Noah's defining characteristic. He is a manchild who does nothing and expects th eworld to do things for him. He's had a million options to do something different but he instead preferred to live in a twitter escapist fantasy world.

I imagine he's also trying to avoid having his address on file as far as possible. It's not like the house sale covered his mortgage and who knows how much credit card debt he racked up in Aurora.

That's another angle I hadn't thought of.

[RedLine]

Are you guys jealous of spoony at all?

Only that he got to enjoy April's sweet love petals.

[veris leta facies]

Aaw. It's so original to express oneself through that kind of mainstream garbage. What's next? Linkin Park - In the end? Evanescence - Bring me to life?