Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

My God, they're letting him drive?

It's obvious to everyone but Noah that his lack of sleep and substance abuse is a contributing factor to his crash a few years ago. He or someone else could have died.

Better question: where the hell is he driving to? He doesn't seem to work, and freeway means long distance travel. Is he coming back to Arizona after a layover in some motel in Aurora?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Maybe his brother kicked him out? Sure it's a far out idea, but maybe it's an ealry Christmas miracle

Even she couldn't tell such a lie with a straight face

Nigga, this is the same bitch who tried to tell us that her interest in Spoony wasn't sexual. This after we found her tweet where she said she wanted to fuck his brains out

Don't forget she was presented with links her slutty days and then pretended that this was form an impostor account (even though any sane person can see it was hers). Probably didn't have anything to do with her own eternal crusade against Liquid Spoony

Maybe we've hit like on of the boundaries of her perception of reality. She can pretend that she is an aspiring pro-wrestler, but even she can't think of a fantasy world where she has ever driven a car.

[Kugelfisch]

My God, they're letting him drive?

What am I even suppose to imagine happened? The outer rubber just came off? Did the tire blow? Did he just keep driving? Was his car towed or an emergency wheel installed?
I have never heard somebody mentioning tire damage on their car be this vague.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

My guess is he had shitty re-tread tires on and the tread came off. You mostly see that with truckers though.

[Flusho]

Maybe Spoony and Armzgurl are finally hooking up, and he was driving her big rig that doubles as their apartment.

[Guest]

It's obvious to everyone but Noah that his lack of sleep and substance abuse is a contributing factor to his crash a few years ago. He or someone else could have died.

It's obvious to Noah too. But he's a narc so he'll never admit fault or wrongdoing

That's incidentally the same reason he'll never admit he's living back with his brother.

[Guest]

My guess is he had shitty re-tread tires on and the tread came off. You mostly see that with truckers though.

My guess is that he's making it up, like that other guest said.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

My guess is he had shitty re-tread tires on and the tread came off. You mostly see that with truckers though.

My guess is that he's making it up, like that other guest said.

I'm sure he is. This is Spoony "I punched a Christmas display in a store once" One we're talking about here.

[Guest]

My guess is he had shitty re-tread tires on and the tread came off. You mostly see that with truckers though.

My guess is that he's making it up, like that other guest said.

I'm sure he is. This is Spoony "I punched a Christmas display in a store once" One we're talking about here.

"That Fucking Tree made me so mad- I punched it! Right then and there!- In front of everyone! Ha, I sure showed it!"

[Guest]

holy shit is she for real?

bitch we know you are not suicidal and it's all part of your sick way of getting attention because you probably have nothing else going on for you and your personality is drier than my clothes when I get them back from my drycleaner's but, for fuck sake, kill yourself already.

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and of course our very own retard is right there taking the bait