Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Yeah thanks for the history lesson literally everyone already knows, dickhead

[wulfenlord]

Unnecessary, because essential, Spoony-lore - yes, but even veteran scholars can pick some nuggets from this.

Here, have the best two shit-stains of well-wishers:

SpoilerShow

Then you can rank the ass-pats and revel in their worthlessness. You have classics like:
i) The pseudo-empaths: I'm so sorry / Wish I could help / We're there for you / *le ghost hugz*
ii) The demotivators: Hang in there, man / Get better soon / Take your time / Do what you have to do / You got this
iii) The self-diagnosed Bipolars: I feel ya / Dude, same / As someone who has experienced this in the past *gurgle gurgle*
iv) The off-topic children just wanting to get their word in: Stay frosty / Cool set tho / I like to listen to Counter Monkey when taking a shit

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

My mind replaces that first troon's phone with a knife. Can't explain why, though...

Also I call it very optimistic that April was "in heaven the first 6 months."

[Guest]

Is Spoony gonna end like Terry Davis?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Spoony, on his best days, wasn't even half as productive as Terry on his most homeless days.
Besides, he got killed by a train. Can you imagine Spoony going throuhg the effort of walkting to the nearest train tracks?

[Guest]

Is Spoony gonna end like Terry Davis?

Homeless and screaming about CIA niggers? Maybe if Miles dies.

[Guest]

Spoony has no reason to ever change. Twitter is his outlet for his rants, and he has a patreon, and presumably his family supports him. Parasite Noah is end-game spoony.

[Guest]

>That Fucking Tranime Faggotry

[Guest]

The latest edition to Noah's wishlist:



Soon he'll be able to work lol beg for pity on Twitter from the comfort of his bed.

[Le Redditeur]

Miles the Ace is going to serve The Lord of Tekken his breakfast on bed?