Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandh ... 4689-50211

Allegedly this is the lair, going up for short sale.

April´s room looks nice, no wonder she stayed so long.

I wonder if the branch is still there

THE BRANCH ENDURES!
Nurturing life with his decaying body, being productive even in death.
SPOONY DOES NOTHING!
Being a champion of Nurgle, he undoes creation through putrefaction and mental debilitations throughout his remaining fandom (looking at you @RaeAngel).
This is his doom. This is his destrucity!

I'm more of a Slaanesh guy meself though :3
Though it is strange that he didn't auction off the remains of his Counter monkey set, as there is definitely a market for 80s/90s nerd consoomerism, what with the coof and all that. His ebay account (fanwankery) is completely blank. No way he is storing it "for future episodes".

Just a quick sold listings search gives you:
https://www.ebay.de/itm/324736397802
And Noah has (had?) dozens of those. Hell, even one single pity-tweet like "If you want to possess some of my collection, the only things that are still worth anything in my life, check out my listings while I stare at my computer screen in apathy" and his remaining troons would rather starve to death than miss this opportunity, even more than Bennedettos BLACK TRANS LIFE MATTERS DVD SALE

[GitGud]

Is the house cleaned out?
So spoony fucked off without a word on twitter and is now back in arizona, holding his mouth shut so he as an liberal assclown doesn't get shot

[Kugelfisch]

I mean, he's got to be back in Arizona. Where else would he be?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A short sale? So that would mean the bank agreed to waive some (or all) of what Spoony owed in exchange for him fucking off without a court order. It is also less damaging to credit scores compared to a foreclosure and eviction.

They probably expected Biden to come up with another moratorium and used their short window of opportunity to yeet him out ASAP

Is the house cleaned out?
So spoony fucked off without a word on twitter and is now back in arizona, holding his mouth shut so he as an liberal assclown doesn't get shot

He never mentions the important stuff on twitter. Remember those 2 previous MIA instances that he has never explained. And did he ever actually mention that car accident on twitter? Or the various court hearings he honored with his absence?
The closest he ever came to talking about his actual IRL sessions where those "I'm gonna lose my house" tweets, but that was months before it became an actual issue, and I'm pretty sure he stopped making these tweets after he was actually going to lose the house.

I mean, he's got to be back in Arizona. Where else would he be?

Under a bridge, surrounded by his Counter Monkey set?

[Tig Ol Bitties]

So was he kicked out or did he agree to leave early? I know we were all hoping for bodycams of the sheriff kicking down his door and dragging him out while he screams "Betrayal! Betrayed me!" but deep down we knew he was too much of a pussy to resist.

[wulfenlord]

Nah, sadly a "Screaming Noah dragged out by cops" end to the eviction saga is akin to the dog ending in SH2, as in, not canon.

If you are deep into the Spoony-lore you know about those end-of-vlog ramblings where he's asked "Yo dude, have you tried le Haschisch, its grrrreat against depression" he'd go on about "I'd rather kill myself than to have my brother arrest me". Which in itself is not a bad ethic to live by, but coming out of Noahs mouth its always sounding pretentious as fuck.

[veris leta facies]

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandh ... 4689-50211

Allegedly this is the lair, going up for short sale.

Such beautiful pictures, the filth of Antwiler finally completely washed away and the house is ready for a clean start with some proper Trump-supporting conservative Catholic family. No pictures of the big yard of the house however, it must mean the branch is still there, it really outlived Spoony, fantastic!

If anyone wants to know what it looked like before Spoony infested it, here you go.

Notice how this room used to have brown walls, those idiots painted it black.

So, where is he now? Somehow I can't believe he had gone through the hassle of moving. He may have sat in the house until the end, in complete denial, until repo men have thrown him out and taken his property to a landfill. He may still be in some loony bin or other state institution right now in full cognitive dissonance of what happened and the staff wonders what should be done to this nutcase. It is possible that we will never hear from him again.

[Liar Revealed]

YouTube tour of the house

[Rushy]

Somebody tweet this to Spoony when he re-emerges

Edit: the fact that the house went on short sale makes me think that somebody from the family turned up to put a fire under Noah's ass

[Le Redditeur]

Imagine the relief his neighbors have felt, finally getting rid of the greasy, stinking, drunk squatter and his filth from their lives, having some workers coming to finally trim the grass and renovate the house. Hopefully for them, they'll get that traditional Trump-loving Christian family living there, and not some Chicago-sponsored nigger family from dem programs in a PC attempt to "diversify" rage neighborhood. That would be even worse than having the most useless Antwhiler living there squatting.