Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Angelfire Memes]

Died of cancer? I thought he was just found face down or something? Get your fanfic straight faggot.

[Dingus Bajingus]

Died of cancer? I thought he was just found face down or something? Get your fanfic straight faggot.

>fanfic
>straight

[Guest]

"my now ex-boyfriend" is a totally normal way to describe a lost loved one.

[mad bum]

Almost like its all made up and bullshit.

[Guest]

Died of cancer? I thought he was just found face down or something? Get your fanfic straight faggot.

It was sudden cancer! An anon here even saw it happen!

"my now ex-boyfriend" is a totally normal way to describe a lost loved one.

My guess is he's now offering virtual blowjobs in his DMs to simps as "Maureen" and needs to provide some distance from his former identity to keep them on the hook.

[rabidtictac]

Who even knows what his scam is at this point. I just know he's a scammer. On the off chance he really did die, well he was still a piece of shit and a scammer. And (((Maureen))) is continuing the exact same scam while typing and presenting information in exactly the same way that Blowjob Man used to do it.

I'm as trusting and gullible as they come IRL, but I can't stand people like that. They prey on everything good in others to benefit themselves.

[casual pleb]

Who even knows what his scam is at this point. I just know he's a scammer. On the off chance he really did die, well he was still a piece of shit and a scammer. And (((Maureen))) is continuing the exact same scam while typing and presenting information in exactly the same way that Blowjob Man used to do it.

I'm as trusting and gullible as they come IRL, but I can't stand people like that. They prey on everything good in others to benefit themselves.

I would argue that they prey on stupid and the chance of him and Maureen no being the same person is the same as the chance of Spoony making a comeback, which is 0.

[Complicity]

Blowjob Myers is immortal.
If Maureen is real, she's the one who may have been murdered.
And seriously did he ever mention cancer before or while declaring himself dead on Twatter?
Wasn't he supposed to have died after not surviving the cold night while starving?

[Guest]

Nope, not buying it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If Maureen is real, she's the one who may have been murdered.

I guess it's possible that he has known someone named Maureen, but them being is pair is about as likely as Holly Brownbag having actually been engaged with that dead bloke she hasn't seen in years.