Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I can imagine Cuck in the Shadows getting cucked by a sex doll

Yeah, but a plushie?

[Kugelfisch]

In all fairness, Spoon was cucked by the Iron Bull for years as a 3D render before he gifted her that plushie. So it's not that he didn't know.

[Liar Revealed]

Spoony was too lazy to have sex. He's like a panda bear in that way.

[Kugelfisch]

Replace eucalyptus with cheap vodka and being pretty with being an unwashed, greasy faggot and it fits.

[casual pleb]

In all fairness, Spoon was cucked by the Iron Bull for years as a 3D render before he gifted her that plushie. So it's not that he didn't know.

Does it really count as being cucked, when you don't care nor are able to have sex with your gf, even though she's beyond sexually frustrated and jizzes in her room all day long? All he had to do was leave his basement and join her, but he would rather fap while reading his pity rejection tweets over and over again.

[Guest]

Too soon.

[Newhalf]

He could have let her do all the work and just lie there, complaining and whining the entire time.
What a turn-on, right?

[Guestfag]

Replace eucalyptus with cheap vodka and being pretty with being an unwashed, greasy faggot and it fits.

You wanted to say bamboo. Eucalyptus is koala.
Pretty much the same, though - from what I remember, both are lazy fucks, just from different continents.

[Guest]

I have to imagine his penis is weird at best. maybe worse than weird.

[Guestfag]

I have to imagine his penis is weird at best. maybe worse than weird.

You don't have to imagine, because it's known for years.
It's exactly, 100% match like a branch in his backyard. Actually, that's also perfect metaphor for his whole life.