Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Moe Bitches]

There was a need?!?!

[Guest]

There was a need?!?!

Only if your are muslim. The Japanese are happy enough with just 2D (For now)

[rabidtictac]

Pedos are never satisfied with fantasy. That's the whole problem, isn't it? That's why they keep being discovered with terabytes of real kiddie porn and arrested on child molestation charges.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Lolicons are satisfied. That's why fewer and fewer Nihons have the desire to marry and deal with actual kids. They are doomed, for 2D is superior.

[Guest]

It's like those special needs teachers who praise everything the kids make

I'm sure you are Hog... I am sure you are.. I am sure one day you will become the next Keats, after you retire from your successful pro wrestler career.

[rabidtictac]

Of course the poetry is about fucking spoony. #sickandweak #autism

[veris leta facies]

No eating a humble pie today, Rachel? An excellent writer and poet? Of course, Rachel. Now, who said that? You mother or your imaginary S.O?

I'm not a poet at all, but surely even I can do better than that (even in a foreign language for me):

Spoony the loony, once had a fanbase, a girlfriend, a house and a dog
Lost it all, the lazy bastard, leaving him only Emir, Cuckson and an ugly warthog
After the eviction he suddenly remembered his dear old rapist friend
He followed his footsteps, bought a shotgun and blew off his own head

[CuckTurdginson]

That poem is not very good.

[Newhalf]

Rachel's crap neither rhymes nor is it haiku-y .. it's just word vomit.

[CuckTurdginson]

Free verse is permissible but it’s normally more florid and abstract. I could top the Warthog here in about two minutes. Shit, how long did Veritas’ post take?