Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What`s wrong with FF7 remake, aside from stupid shadows?

It was made by Square-Enix.

[Guest]

What`s wrong with FF7 remake

It's a steaming pile of shit, and also not really a remake

[Guest]

What`s wrong with FF7 remake, aside from stupid shadows? They fixed about 90% of original plotholes.

Well, I could tell you, but since you had to ask, I'm guessing I could literally hand you a pair of glasses from 'They Live' that revealed FF7R as a big, steaming puddle of liquid dog shit and you still wouldn't realise it. So, my advice to you, go immerse yourself as many copies as you can find until you stop breathing.

[Newhalf]

It was made by Square-Enix.

Excuse me but that's "Squeenix" now. Saves time.

Ahnestly I'm mostly just pissed off that this new FF7 basically uses the same combat system from Final Fantasy Crisis Core instead of a solid classic turn based one.
I hate Crisis Core with a passion!
And why is the new Aerith acting like a child? Don't answer that. She's like Vanille from FF 13

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They have to use real-time combat so the combat can be like Advent Children.

I think they could safe themselves a lot of time, money and trouble if they'd just let Platinum Games make Final Fantasy 7: Mommy Reissues.

[Guest]

Nomura literally said 'We can't have these beautiful models just stand in ROWS'.

There's nobody good left in that company

[Le Redditeur]

It was made by Square-Enix.

Excuse me but that's "Squeenix" now. Saves time.

Ahnestly I'm mostly just pissed off that this new FF7 basically uses the same combat system from Final Fantasy Crisis Core instead of a solid classic turn based one.
I hate Crisis Core with a passion!
And why is the new Aerith acting like a child? Don't answer that. She's like Vanille from FF 13

Crisis Core is the Zack gae for the PSP, right?

I didn't manage to finish that one. Terrible all around.

[Newhalf]

Yeah it's the PSP one about Zack and his two hitherto unknown buttbuddies.. Maybe it has its fans but darned if I ever met one of them.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nomura literally said 'We can't have these beautiful models just stand in ROWS'.

Man, if only there was a turn-based game where models don't stand in a row.

Wait a sec, I think I remember one: Chrono Trigger. Pretty obscure. You've probably never heard of it.

[mad bum]

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