Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

3 months of lamp oil from her left thigh alone.

[Guest]

*sigh* Once you are ready to open up, my asshole will already be open for you

Do you think she'll give up the ass right away or make him earn it? Do you think she's been practicing and doing reverse kegels to take his Big Nederlander Cock, or are the giant chocolate logs from her high fiber diet naturally expanding her starfish into a giant sinkhole? What else do you think will roll out of there once she gapes? Coins? spare keys? that neighborhood kid that disappeared in 1992?

[Guest]

*sigh* Once you are ready to open up, my asshole will already be open for you

Do you think she'll give up the ass right away or make him earn it? Do you think she's been practicing and doing reverse kegels to take his Big Nederlander Cock, or are the giant chocolate logs from her high fiber diet naturally expanding her starfish into a giant sinkhole? What else do you think will roll out of there once she gapes? Coins? spare keys? that neighborhood kid that disappeared in 1992?

At this point if she tries to turn it around and make him earn it, he’d deny her any attention.
So no, I don’t think so. Her desire for his attention won’t allowed her to.

[Guest]

He's both fat and scrawny.

Spoony is the ultimate Skinny Fat because he has no muscle mass and just fat. He's going to turn into CWC soon who is obese with no muscle because he never moves.

[Complicity]

You know what you need @TheSpoonyOne? *pretends not to hear the implied ignore* Well, let someone who is even more incapable of living tell you all about it! You need to always believe in yourself, keep punching it *checks notes* ummm... don't listen what anybody else says because what you believe in is the only gospel! *sigh* Once you are ready to open up, my asshole will already be open for you

She's a mix of Cuckson and CWC.
Just replace the animu speeches with even more generic motivational speeches, and the Sonichu medallion with the Mulan necklace. The sighs probably sound the same as his.

He's both fat and scrawny.

Spoony is the ultimate Skinny Fat because he has no muscle mass and just fat. He's going to turn into CWC soon who is obese with no muscle because he never moves.

He's an obese ectomorph.
The gunt and double chin will grow, but the arms and legs will remain chopsticks.
Loco 10 incher is also going in that direction if he doesn't start lifting like Chad Ryan, destroyer of PedoJared.

[rabidtictac]

He provides a truthful and factual self-assessment and she responds with a sloppy verbal blowjob. I can see why he holds his remaining fans in utter contempt. Sure, his assessment of himself as a person is being thrown out there as sympathy bait. But rather than calling his bluff and refusing his shit test, these mouthbreathers fall over themselves to enable a delusional worldview that even Spoony knows is wrong.

Spoony is a rotten person.
Spoony is spiteful.
Spoony is afraid of everything.

What is even the rebuttal here? It's not like he said those things about himself because he wants to change. He doesn't! He's merely upset reality is preventing him from continuing to live this way forever!

[Guest]

Rachel really feels like a female boogir. She just loooooves turning everything about her.

[casual pleb]

This reply had me rolling.

[Guest]

aaahahaha, who the fuck talks like this

[Guestfag]

aaahahaha, who the fuck talks like this

Warthog.
I really love her way of thinking. Like she projects herself onto troony. She knows her ass won't fit in the other and knees exploding won't take step or two, so going through driveway sounds sensible for her. So she can do barrel roll.

I don't get what she repoeted. That some random goiym took photo? So what?
Is she going to tell on google, too?