Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

He called the city to demand they clear snow from his drive? Jesus. It's like when he expected the insurance company to send guys round to remove the tree branch.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can already see where this twitter discussion is headed:

"Hello, citizen. This is the Official City of Aurora Twitter Account! How can we help you out of your predicaments?"
"It's nothing, really...

[Guest]

Fucking hell dude. OPEN THE DOOR (it opens to the inside, lying faggot), HOP OVER THE 30 CM OF SNOW AND GO GET MOM'S PITY PACKAGE. AND A JOB AND/OR BULLET TO THE HEAD.

fucking christ this guy is the most pathetic creature that has ever existed. I bet he's looking out of his window right now through the tiny slit of non snow towards the gigantic blizzard raging outside i.e. kids playing around with their sleds and other folks enjoying the crisp snowy air. Like Kugel said before, it makes you feel alive as fuck. But Spoony rather wants to be dead, but he doesn't, but then he does, and pffff fuck off.

[veris leta facies]

There really is no rock bottom. Spoony needs to get that dog, if it's still alive, to the nearest animal shelter and check himself in to local loony bin. Either that or there needs to be an update on SSF's sig. This is turning to be incredibly pathetic.

But there`s still a big question - what was in package from Spoony`s mom?

April's head?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Mom's package, not Rachel's.

[Guest]

This made me go down the family rabbit hole. Here is Holly Elise the mysterious Spoony Sister. Photo from 2012:

This is a picture scraped and sold to people running bots.

Lol, you guys got baited. Imagine thinking, that anyone in Noah's family could look hot.

[BenComicGraphics]

a snow clearing service is gonna cost at least over a hundred bucks. Where's he got that cash? Or is he gonna whine Juan about how he can't afford it due to stress?

[Guest]

a snow clearing service is gonna cost at least over a hundred bucks. Where's he got that cash?

He isn't. He wants the city government to do it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wants the City-Government-senpai to notice him so he can tell them that there's nothing they can do to help him.

[Kugelfisch]

I'd still like to know if you have to clear the sidewalk in front of your house in the USA. Here you do have to clear it. If somebody eats shit you can be made liable.